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    My mom was filling up her gas tank yesterday, and I heard a man across from her say "Get your husband to do that for you". Geez, idiot, thanks for reinforcing the stereotype that it's a man's world when it comes to cars.
    It's called common sense for a reason

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    Where'd he come from? The 1950's?....lol.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      Where'd he come from? The 1950's?....lol.
      Wherever he came from, he needs to be tied to a rocket and shot back there.

      And here's a newsflash for Mr. Neathdrathal . . .

      Guys don't drag girls around by the hair back to the cave these days. We can drag the guys by the balls.

      Guys like that are another reason why I prefer to be alone.
      Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 07-06-2015, 09:11 PM.
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      • #4
        I don't even have a husband. Oh, lawd, whatevah shall I do?!
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        • #5
          Trust me. As a chick who does a lot of my own work on my cars, these "men" aren't as uncommon as you think they are. However, they generally have enough sense not to advertise it at places other than parts stores and mechanics' shops.
          At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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          • #6
            Being male is a requirement to pump gas?

            It never even occurred to me to pump gas using my er, manparts
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            • #7
              Quoth Talon View Post
              Being male is a requirement to pump gas?

              It never even occurred to me to pump gas using my er, manparts
              Din't ya know? Wimmins can't fart without a man.
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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                Din't ya know? Wimmins can't fart without a man.
                I've killed several small countries with my ass gas.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Boomslang View Post
                  I've killed several small countries with my ass gas.
                  My boyfriend can attest to the power of my farts. I'm pretty sure he's achieved sainthood several times over for not kicking me out of the bedroom after I've eaten anything involving beans or vegetables.
                  At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Water View Post
                    My mom was filling up her gas tank yesterday, and I heard a man across from her say "Get your husband to do that for you". Geez, idiot, thanks for reinforcing the stereotype that it's a man's world when it comes to cars.
                    Why couldn't he offer to do that himself? Oh yeah, it's because he's a coward who'd get a butt-kicking if he did!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Water View Post
                      Get your husband to do that for you".
                      This is when you look him dead in the eye, do an "involuntary" shiver, and say "We don't let him pump gas anymore. Not since the incident at the Shell station back in '93..." *look around* "It's best you not bring that up with him. Sets him off somethin' fierce."

                      Then slowly turn back to what you were doing and ignore him thereafter.
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                      • #12
                        "Oh, no, I couldn't. He just had his nails done."
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Water View Post
                          "Get your husband to do that for you".
                          "Well, my husband's not here, how about your husband?"
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                          • #14
                            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                            We can drag the guys by the balls.

                            :
                            I hate to say this but I have watched this. Years ago One of our female cats got pissed off at one of our young male cats. She did a smack down/takedown on him and drug him around the room ^^^^ that way.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                              I hate to say this but I have watched this. Years ago One of our female cats got pissed off at one of our young male cats. She did a smack down/takedown on him and drug him around the room ^^^^ that way.
                              I'm a woman and I just crossed my legs. Poor cat!
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