Secret Police Agents

[FormerCallingCardRep]

That is what a customer told me today that our techs are. They go into the customer's home and install mini video cameras so the police can watch them and control their internet connection. Calls like this make me wonder why I have been enjoying my job.

[MoonCat]

That is what a customer told me today that our techs are. They go into the customer's home and install mini video cameras so the police can watch them and control their internet connection. Calls like this make me wonder why I have been enjoying my job.

Because it's entertaining?

[Tama]

Well with Gravekeeper gone the crazy is spreading out...

If you get some asshole ranting about Prince Charles being the Antichrist, then we know for sure.

[catcul]

Looks like somebody has his tinfoil hat in a bunch. Pare A. Noid is alive. He's not well, but he's alive.

[Ironclad Alibi]

That is what a customer told me today that our techs are. They go into the customer's home and install mini video cameras so the police can watch them and control their internet connection. Calls like this make me wonder why I have been enjoying my job.

I think you have a talk with those techs. If the customer is finding those cameras, the techs are not installing them properly.

[notalwaysright]

Tell them that no cameras are needed to spy on their internet habits.

[earl colby pottinger]

Well

If they know that is true, why are they inviting in the techs then.

You have to wonder why they want the internet if it can be used to spy on them.

[WishfulSpirit]

The time I spend at work dealing with you is quite enough, thanks, I have no desire to watch you at home too. If I want to see Springeresque screaming matches I can just watch Springer, and if I want to see a guy rub one out, well, that's what certain parts of the 'net are for.

[Rosco the Iroc]

Why are you calling to tell us that? Not that we don't already know what you think.

[MoonCat]

Well with Gravekeeper gone the crazy is spreading out...

If you get some asshole ranting about Prince Charles being the Antichrist, then we know for sure.

Is Lyndon LaRouche still around?

[protege]

Looks like somebody has his tinfoil hat in a bunch.

That's because he didn't secure his hat properly. You know, with duct tape. By "duct tape" I mean the real stuff, with the metallic bits in it. From what I understand, the plastic variety allows the mind-reading devices to penetrate...

Once again, how the hell did I type that without

[Gilhelmi]

Oh Gil, why are you so paranoid? Its not like the Government can easily spy on people.

That is just what people told me when I made the "absurd" claim that the NSA was listening in on phone calls and reading our Emails. Oh, whats that? THEY WERE?

Lets think this through,
1) They are telling the truth. Lets hope the police have warrants (unlike some who I already named, lookin' at you NSA)
2) They are telling the truth about the cameras, but not the police involvement.

Uhm, OK, I just realized what I said. Seriously, can you call the police and make sure they are authorized to set up cameras in peoples homes? Because, depending on how hard the prosecution pushes things, they might go after you too.

[FormerCallingCardRep]

Well I had this customer again today. Yesterday he took all of his equipment to the local office and had all but his cable disconnected. He demanded a new cable box and waved "what looked like a taped up ruler" over the box, declared it was camera free and took it home to put it in. He called in today because he would not allow the box to boot up.

[Argabarga]

Must be interference from all the other wiretaps in the place.... you know, the CIA, FBI, NSA, DEA, HUD, NASA, K-MART, etc.... all those microphones competing with each other, trying to find their home frequency, that guy's place must be RF hell inside.......

[Seanette]

Dude, it's shiny side OUT!