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    This was at my old job (a boutique type womens store) about 2 years back....

    the day when I came in for my shift the previous night some type of bees infested our fitting room. Some expert was called and apparently they were some type of rare bee that came in a damn storm and couldn't be killed but had to be frozen I think, caught and released outside.

    Corporate decided to keep the store open anyway the next day as the person who needed to catch the bees was not going to be able to get there until 2 pm, so they sealed off the fitting room and people weren't allowed in there.

    Well they did not want to hear that! I never in my life saw people so angry. Lots of people wanted to brave going in anyway risking getting stung by the bees who were at that point agitated!

    The only suitable solution the manager could come up with is to allow the customers to use our bathroom in the back to try on clothing. You would think most people would have passed and just offered to come back later or buy the clothes anyways, but hell no! there was a line about 10 women deep with ARMLOADS of clothing getting super impatient because they wanted to go into the employee BATHROOM with only a FACIAL MIRROR to try on clothes. ugh it was so inconvenient because we could not even use the restroom even though some of the customers stank it up while trying on their clothes and somebody had to be standing back there there entire time to deter theft.

    Eventually the guy came and caught 99 percent of the bees and the customers were able to go back into the fitting room. lol I just thought it was hilarious because there is no way in hell I am trying on my clothes in a public restroom.

  • #2
    Darn, no one braved THE BEES? Could have been entertaining.
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    • #3
      Quoth Tee View Post
      Darn, no one braved THE BEES? Could have been entertaining.
      Why disturb them? They were just minding their own beezness...
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      • #4
        Trying on a bee-kini?
        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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        • #5
          Honeydrippers, the lot of yas.
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          • #6
            I thought it was a sweet story.
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            • #7
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              Honeydrippers, the lot of yas.
              Sounds like someone is in need of more BEES.
              I am a Blank Space for spacing purposes, ignore me.
              In order to treat someone as your equal, you first need to believe both: that they are your equal, and that you are their's.

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              • #8
                Quoth Tee View Post
                Sounds like someone is in need of more BEES.
                Mind your own beeswax. They don't need you buzzing around their hive.
                This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

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                • #9
                  "No, not the bees, not the bees...AGGGGGHHHHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS SSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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                  • #10
                    Good to see we're all operating from a hive mind on this one. Generating some good buzz, here.
                    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                    • #11
                      Are you sure the pun police aren't running a sting operation?
                      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth catcul View Post
                        Are you sure the pun police aren't running a sting operation?
                        I don't beelieve so.
                        I am a Blank Space for spacing purposes, ignore me.
                        In order to treat someone as your equal, you first need to believe both: that they are your equal, and that you are their's.

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                        • #13
                          Okay, that's enough now; there's no need to drone on...
                          This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                          I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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                          • #14
                            lol

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                            • #15
                              We're waxing bright...
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