In other news...the Apocalypse is due on Saturday...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Prepare for the rampaging demons and fiery demonic hordes...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/...eed%29&ref=yfp

These apocalypses are like trains.Miss one-wait a while,there'll be another coming soon

[catcul]

"The world is going to end."
It doesn't.
"We mean it. The world is really going to end this time."
It doesn't.
"We really mean it this time. The world will end this time for real."
It doesn't.

Even biblical scholars will tell you there is no way to know when it happens.

[Cazzi]

*yawn*

Wake me up when its ended

[Ironclad Alibi]

"The world is going to end!"

"I'm never shopping here again!"

"That other girl said I could have a discount."

"The other store has it cheaper."

How many more lies and empty promises can you think of?

[taxguykarl]

"Your raise and/or promotion is around the corner"

[dbuzman]

How many more lies and empty promises can you think of?

"We're from the government and are here to help"
"The check is in the mail."
"I won't come in your mouth."

[Sliceanddice]

"The world is going to end."
It doesn't.
"We mean it. The world is really going to end this time."
It doesn't.
"We really mean it this time. The world will end this time for real."
It doesn't.

Even biblical scholars will tell you there is no way to know when it happens.

isn't this how we got the seven day advanteses?

[Racket_Man]

"We're from the government and are here to help"
."

another slight variation
"I am from the Corp Office, and I am here to help."

[catcul]

isn't this how we got the seven day advanteses?

I thought that was the Jehovah's Witnesses.

"The world is coming to an end."
"Will your morning interruptions come to an end?"

[Tama]

Don't they say somewhere in the Bible that no man will know the date or time?


When does Jesus start making his enemies fillet open just by talking? Tuesday at 7:00!

[Food Lady]

Don't they say somewhere in the Bible that no man will know the date or time?

Yep. Meanwhile, I feel like my world comes to an end every Saturday. Retail....

[wolfie]

Don't they say somewhere in the Bible that no man will know the date or time?

In other words, ignore any predictions about the timing of the apocalypse unless you hear them from a woman?

[Mr Hero]

In other words, ignore any predictions about the timing of the apocalypse unless you hear them from a woman?

Or a hobbit.

[cindybubbles]

The world will end for sure ... in about 5-6 billion years.

By that time, humanity should have evolved and moved out of the solar system.

[dalesys]

...By that time, roachicity should have evolved and moved out of the solar system.

Fixed that for you.