Adult PPV

[FormerCallingCardRep]

I had a drunk man call in today because he could not order a PPV. He had just paid his past due amount, so I went in and refreshed his credit limit and told him to go ahead and order. He told me it was too late to order his PPV. That told me it was an Adult PPV. He slurred his speech the whole call. The kicker, the call was at 7:15 am

[catcul]

He found it hard, didn't he? Those late charges will screw you. Unfortunately, he didn't get it in in time.

[otakuneko]

I think the problem was he found it soft.

[mhkohne]

I had a drunk man call in today because he could not order a PPV. He had just paid his past due amount, so I went in and refreshed his credit limit and told him to go ahead and order. He told me it was too late to order his PPV. That told me it was an Adult PPV. He slurred his speech the whole call. The kicker, the call was at 7:15 am

I was once in line at a Ticketmaster in a movie rental place when they opened. As we all piled inside to the ticketmaster counter, one dude RAN off to the porn section. Some folks just NEED it!

[Mr Hero]

I don't understand pay per view porn in this day and age. There's plenty of stuff you can get for free.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I don't understand pay per view porn in this day and age. There's plenty of stuff you can get for free.

I totally understand it. It means the ones paying for it are financing all the free stuff that is out there.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

About the 7:15 am thing. He could have been a overnight shift guy that got off work, pounded back a few and then tried to order a porn. I used to work with a few guys like that when I did that shift.

[Kit-Ginevra]

...pounded back a few and then tried to order a porn...

Shouldn't that be the other way round?

[catcul]

I think William Shakespeare wrote that alcohol gives the desire but takes away the ability.

You might want to limit your adult PPV. You could be pounded with stiff fees.

[Mr Hero]

Is this what this topic is coming to? Another pun war?

[catcul]

Is this what this topic is coming to? Another pun war?

The drunk guy committed a boner so we get to give him a hard time. That's why we come here.

[dalesys]

Is this what this topic is coming to? Another pun war?

The pun is mightier than (his) sword.

[Jester]

It was rather cocky of him to try to complain about not getting the movie after its time had come. What a pussy.

[wolfie]

It was rather cocky of him to try to complain about not getting the movie after its time had come. What a pussy.

If the customer had acted like an asshole, would that mean the porn in question involved an activity more often associated with gay porn than with the hetero stuff?

[catcul]

Something tells me that he blew it.