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This could come in pretty handy!
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When you start at zero, everything's progress. -
The pizza would never make it into the pouch, sadly. I'd eat it before I ever got the chance.The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
You would have to be incredibly dense for the world to revolve around you. -
Being held vertically like that, wouldn't all the toppings slide off into that little corner?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Exactly my thought. Doesn't seem too practical to me.Quoth XCashier View Post"Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
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Well, at least the site's name is accurate >_>"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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I need the insult generator. Like really bad.
Air guitar strings. Now those would be good for a laugh. "Go find the wall stretcher." "Where's that?" "Right next to the air guitar strings."
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Sounds like the "wild goose chase" items that new recruits tend to be sent for in the military. Of course, there's always one wise guy who, when sent for a "drum of rotor wash", takes a break for an hour or so and then comes back and tells the guy who sent him "We're all out, but Charlie at base X is willing to send us one in exchange for a 500 foot spool of chow line, and we've got plenty of that".
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At least now the dog will like me.
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