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    This happened at work the other day and I'm not really sure why it happened but it got me thinking.

    I'm making drinks at the bar and I hear my manager and a customer having a spat. Not sure what it was about, but the guy ran out in a fit. Just before he walked out he said something about the serving the country for twenty years.

    ...

    Look, I don't wanna sound like an ass but playing that card doesn't mean you're entitled to do what you want in a restaurant. When you go to a restaurant, you follow what the staff say. It makes our job a million times easier and if we have to, we can even compromise with you.

    Other Excuses I've dealt with:
    The door next to my seat is too noisy (this happened on the same day even though the kitchen door was 3 meters / 9 feet away)
    There's not enough room when there clearly is plenty
    I like booths because I'm a high-class snob (Big One)
    It's been five minutes where's my drink
    My ice is dirty (We have a water purifier in the kitchen that makes ice at the same time)

    What's been the most ridiculous or otherwise desperate excuse a customer has given you to get what they want?
    Last edited by PoliteBoy; 11-01-2015, 08:07 PM.

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    It's ALWAYS "They did it at the other store." Go there, then!
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      Probably the number one excuse I get is "but I came all the way from *country to the north*!" Generally this is followed with "can't you just give me coupon, I came all this way..."

      When confronted with the wait at the cutting counter, everyone has a million excuses, aka "reasons why I shouldn't have to wait like everyone else." I can absolutely help with these questions, but only after I help the people who were here first.

      I need help with a pattern. I'm trying to find something I saw last time. I have a question about something vague that I can't explain easily. I have a list of supplies and want you to find each one for me.
      Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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      • #4
        Quoth notalwaysright View Post
        I have a list of supplies and want you to find each one for me.
        Of course they don't bring in the label or write down the UPC so we can look it up easily. Sometimes they don't even have the brand name. "Come on, you've got to have flibbertigibbet unction, I bought it from here forty years ago!"
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Security is watching them.


          >.<

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          • #6
            Quoth flyonthewall View Post
            Asset Protection is watching them.


            >.<
            Fixed that for you.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Asset Protection sounds like a government agency, or a garage band, take your pick.
              I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

              What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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              • #8
                Tonight, live on stage - ASSET PROTECTION! Here they are with their #1 hit, "How did that get in there?"

                Back to topic: anyone ex-military that tries to play that as an excuse to ignore the rules probably didn't do very well while in service, where everything is by the book 24/7!
                This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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                • #9
                  Ignorance of military law only gets you written up.

                  I got written up because the Government Travel Card system owed me money (they overpaid the card, but because there was a balance on it after 30 days, I was written up).
                  I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

                  What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
                    Tonight, live on stage - ASSET PROTECTION! Here they are with their #1 hit, "How did that get in there?"
                    And the B-side "I Need You To Come With Me Please."
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      And the B-side "I Need You To Come With Me Please."
                      Be sure to watch for their upcoming tour, visiting a correctional facility near you soon!
                      This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                      I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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