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  • Hurricane High Girl

    The only way I can describe this girl is a hurricane. She came in, caused a massive scene and disappeared into the night.

    After the horribleness that was last week, we were treated to a very nice, quiet evening. There were only a handful of customers in the building and for the first time in weeks the staff were able to stop and simply stand around and chat. A group of four people entered. They went to the bar, ordered their drinks and chatted. The fifth member of their group arrived:

    SC: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'M HERE GUYSSSS!!

    She ran up to join the group of four. The group of four were nicely dressed and presentable. The SC looked as though she had been dragged through a field by a horse. Her hair was everywhere and she couldn't walk in a straight line. She was clearly on something, as her pupils were huge and her jaw was all over the place. Her four friends had an expression on their face, and that expression was "Fuck. She found us."

    SC: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IT'S PAPA SMURF!!!

    She ran up to a regular old man at the end of the bar and started stroking his grey beard. Regular Old Man was obviously thrilled that a girl in her early twenties was showing him so much attention, so he allowed it.

    SC: FUCK! YOUR BEARD! YOUR BEARD IS SOOOOO SEXYYYYY!!

    One of the original four turned to me.

    C: And can I get-
    Me: If it's a drink for her, it's a no.
    C: Do you know what...that's fair enough.

    The four walked away and found a table. SC continued to stroke the old man's beard, while he tried to flirt with her. It was vomit inducing. A co-worker went out the back to inform the manager that there may be trouble brewing with this SC.

    SC: OH! MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED! BYE BYE PAPA!!

    She ran off down the pub to the table.

    SC: YOU DIDN'T GET ME A CHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRR! IT'S OK. I'LL FIND ONE!

    She ran around in circles for a bit. At this point I turned away from her as I had other things to do. An off duty co-worker was at the end of the bar with a beer. He leaned over.

    ODCW: Uhhh...customersruinmylife...look.

    I looked over. She was in a highchair.

    SC: LOOOOK! I'M A BABY!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Her friends looked so embarrassed. Manager went over.

    M: Out of the chair. Now!
    SC: OH FIIIINNNE!!

    Manager went to walk away. Suddenly there was screaming.

    SC: I CAN'T GET OUT!!! I'M STUCK!!! I'M STUCK!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE!!!

    The four friends, rather than helping, burst out laughing. The whole pub was laughing at her. She was screaming like she was being attacked. She started rocking the chair back and forth...

    ...and then the chair tipped over. The chair was now lying on it's side, SC still in it. She was screaming even louder. The few people that were in the pub were laughing so hard that they were holding their sides. Two of the friends got up and tried to help her, but they couldn't pull her out. In the end, manager had to go over and hold the chair while the four friends dragged her across the carpet. She was eventually freed.

    M: OK. I think it's time someone got a taxi home.

    The four friends agreed. They led her to the doors and left. Just like that. The whole incident was over with in less than five minutes, and we went back to our quiet night.

  • #2
    I had a friend like that once. She was fine until she started drinking, and then it was like she was trying too hard to be a 'fun drunk'. Instead she just failed hard. I straight out told her that if she was going to drink that I wasn't going to hang out with her at all. She has gone through lots of friends as a result of her behaviour when she's drunk, and I have a feeling that the SC here is going to find herself dealing with the same thing.

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    • #3
      She fell onto the floor stuck in a highchair. Wouldn't she have hit her head or something? She was on something for that not to hurt.

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      • #4
        Her arms were free, so maybe she was able to break her fall, at least somewhat. If she was also drinking the alcohol could have dulled pain perception. Do stimulents do that? I can't seem to find an answer on google.
        "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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        • #5
          Saucer pan pupils, jaw all over the place? Sounds like Ecstacy/methamphetamines.

          Behaviour sounds about right too.

          Idiot.

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          • #6
            Quoth prjkt View Post
            Saucer pan pupils, jaw all over the place? Sounds like Ecstacy/methamphetamines.


            I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Meth. Especially with the Jaw movement. Meth mouth doesn't only refer to the lack of teeth

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            • #7
              Quoth KuariKaydrith View Post
              I had a friend like that once. She was fine until she started drinking, and then it was like she was trying too hard to be a 'fun drunk'. Instead she just failed hard. I straight out told her that if she was going to drink that I wasn't going to hang out with her at all. She has gone through lots of friends as a result of her behaviour when she's drunk, and I have a feeling that the SC here is going to find herself dealing with the same thing.
              I'm just curious, how did she fail exactly? It worried me a little because I'm definitely a 'happy' drunk... not that I drink much. I'd say it happens maybe 4 times a year.

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              • #8
                She is pretty much like the missus in the original post, and for a 30 year old to carry on like that is a bit much. Especially because she thinks it makes her somehow cooler even though she's embarrassing herself and everybody around her. Happy drunks are fine, but she hits the point of over-the-top giggly, life is all about boozing it up, acting like a complete fool drunk. Last time I went drinking with her she had a literal temper tantrum complete with stomping her feet and flailing her arms when the bartender cut her off. There's white girl drunk, and then there is that.

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                • #9
                  Quoth April View Post
                  I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Meth. Especially with the Jaw movement. Meth mouth doesn't only refer to the lack of teeth
                  Did she look like this, by any chance?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth April View Post
                    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Meth. Especially with the Jaw movement. Meth mouth doesn't only refer to the lack of teeth
                    Without getting too into it, Meth is one of the key ingredients of ecstacy tablets, speed being the powered form, and well, you all know of crystal meth (known as ice over here)

                    On the scale of it, E tablets tend to be on the lower end of risk, but I've seen enough people completely out of their minds on it while photographing clubs/events so it's a pretty easy guess based on the story here.

                    I wonder if she's the type to think what she did was perfectly OK, and that she shouldn't regret any of it?

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                    • #11
                      I've never really understood the appeal of taking mind-altering substances to have fun. You can't enjoy yourself without forcing your brain to be happier by essentially holding a chemical gun to it's head? You have some PROBLEMS my friend.
                      "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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                      • #12
                        If you want a nice legal high just go running, I say.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth WishfulSpirit View Post
                          I've never really understood the appeal of taking mind-altering substances to have fun. You can't enjoy yourself without forcing your brain to be happier by essentially holding a chemical gun to it's head? You have some PROBLEMS my friend.
                          Among other reasons not to use mind-altering substances to "have fun," I definitely want to be able to both enjoy the fun I'm having and remember it after the fact. Also, to not have to deal with withdrawal/hangover/etc. after the fact.
                          "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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                          • #14
                            There's that, but some of the harder drugs do Nasty Things to the body.
                            "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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                            • #15
                              Quoth WishfulSpirit View Post
                              I've never really understood the appeal of taking mind-altering substances to have fun. You can't enjoy yourself without forcing your brain to be happier by essentially holding a chemical gun to it's head? You have some PROBLEMS my friend.
                              Agreed 100%. When I go to have a good time, I want to remember that good time, not have it fly out of my head the second it happens.

                              I haven't ever been truly drunk, though I got noticeably tipsy once. Apparently I got very chatty and funny. At least that's what everyone else said, I don't remember. I'm glad I was so entertaining, but really, I'd rather remember what happened. So anything stronger than a mixed beverage with a meal is right out.
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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