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  • Giving new meaning to the term "driving pleasure"

    Man killed in single-car crash is found to be pantsless and watching porn when the accident happened.

    I would've put this in Roadkill, but there's a link, so....
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    At least he didn't take anyone else with him, so we can nominate him for a Darwin Award.
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    • #3
      Driving while watching porn is really hard. This story is jacked. I'm wondering if the competition for the Darwin Award is going to be stiff this year.

      In all seriousness, couldn't he wait to watch porn? It will be available after he comes in the rear.
      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

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      • #4
        Yeah, that guy made quite a boner. His death comes as no surprise.
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        • #5
          I wonder if the guy was driving a stick.
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          • #6
            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
            I wonder if the guy was driving a stick.
            Yeah, he was definitely running manual. He probably had a good hard clutch on that stick...
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            • #7
              Quoth catcul View Post
              Driving while watching porn is really hard. This story is jacked.

              Definitely brings a new meaning to the term 'Car Jacking'
              Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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              • #8
                Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                Definitely brings a new meaning to the term 'Car Jacking'
                Or maybe Fahrvergnugen.

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                • #9
                  Siri, where's the best exit to get off at?
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    If someone were to duplicate this stupidity in a big rig, they'd probably have their "no idle" heat/AC system powered by an Onan generator.
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                    • #11
                      Good night, everybody.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ellf View Post
                        Good night, everybody.
                        Are we still on the air?
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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