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  • I really hope this girl isn't this dumb...

    A friend of mine sent me this.

    According to the girl in the video (HS age, and old enough to know better), there are only "five languages" spoken -- in the entire world.

    And we need to get rid of all of them, except for "Americanish".

    And in England, they speak American, Americans "don't have an accent", but the English do...and people in Canada speak "Canadian".

    See for yourself...I don't even know what to say...

    https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfCo...7213506718460/

    I don't know if I should or
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    Wow. Just...Wow.
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    • #3
      *looks at the site, looks at some of the stories* Alas, it is entirely too possible that she really is that dumb.
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      • #4
        Quoth Kittish View Post
        *looks at the site, looks at some of the stories* Alas, it is entirely too possible that she really is that dumb.
        I'm assuming based upon her video that she is an American citizen...

        The scarier things to me are:

        1. She's going to be out in the world one day...working and such (maybe).

        2. One day she'll be allowed to vote...
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        • #5
          3. Someday, maybe even soon, she's probably going to breed. What do you think the chances are of the sperm donor being any smarter?
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          • #6
            Quoth Kittish View Post
            3. Someday, maybe even soon, she's probably going to breed. What do you think the chances are of the sperm donor being any smarter?
            Oh, great...now I'm gonna have nightmares.
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            • #7
              Our only hope is that she gets to college and someone bluntly corrects her. Hopefully someone she trusts and doesn't immediately write off.




              I'm not holding my breath.
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              • #8
                I can't even watch the video. It would hurt.
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                • #9
                  Holy. F*ckin'. Hell.

                  "Because the letters are pretty..."

                  "Americanish"

                  Riiiight.

                  And does anybody else think her eyes don't match? How many times was this girl dropped on her head??

                  The look on that guy's face, though...
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kogarashi View Post
                    Our only hope is that she gets to college and someone bluntly corrects her. Hopefully someone she trusts and doesn't immediately write off.
                    Given the way colleges have been lately, there's better odds she'll come out worse.
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                    • #11
                      I seem to recall reading somewhere that the video was just an elaborate prank, but I know there are people out there who are just as stunned.

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                      • #12
                        I want to believe that she is a very accomplished actress.
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                        • #13
                          Well, at least speaking English aren't that hard!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                            I want to believe that she is a very accomplished actress.
                            Hope springs eternal.
                            "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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                            • #15
                              If that's fake she deserves an Academy award. Frankly I think she might just be stoned.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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