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    So for my birthday I volunteered for two days for the first ever FIRST FRC Northern Arizona Regional. I was assigned to pit support which ment managing forms, schedules and occasionally making announcements in the pit, answering questions and managing lost and found. I have some stories.

    You made the safety video!

    There are three tables set up to hand out safety glasses to those don't have them and want to enter the pit. There are 4 pit entrances. We forgot to tell the schools volunteering to man the tables we needed 1extra student to monitor the main entrance to catch the safety glasses less. Thus or first volunteer spent about 5 hours staring at people's faces and was really burnt out (it's like highway blindness after a while) so I take over for a bit while manning the radio (my ears where better and I under stood the whole hold button talk release concept, the others did not).

    I A) wear glasses and B) had fresh eyes so I was able to catch quite a few people.

    But the most surprising was team Funky Monkey (which btw made me feel racist every time I said it cause this team is all Indian [from India] and Middle eastern students). They won the award for making the safety animation shown at every competition this year. In about 2 hours I caught 5 students with no safety glasses in the pit! Plus a few taking them off in the pit.

    I chased after them and called them out for it every time. the next day one of their teachers told me they got a talking to for their poor example that night and I didn't catch anyone glasses less until break down from that team the next day.

    And your the [blank]
    Some of the funniest glass catches where the people who should know better.

    Mentors and teachers with their safety glasses on their head.

    A dean's list nominees who got all dressed up for his interview and forgot to bring glasses with him.

    The teacher who admitted that every time she started talking she would remove her glasses.

    But the best?

    I was chasing down a gentleman*cough*jerk*cough* walking through the pit sans glasses and ignore my calls for him to stop. I finally catch him chew him out and send him out of the pit.

    I stop before heading back to my post to catch my breath and look around. In the station next to me I see a young woman standing with her team looking over their robot with her safety glasses on her head. I saddle love , slip in right next to her and put my around shoulder. She looks over at me in surprise and smile and say "You know what you need?" She shakes her said and says "no what?" And I point to her glasses and say " your safety glasses on your face not your head" she blushes and quickly pulls them down into place I catch another team member without them and say "You too",to which he follows suit, as the whole teams starts laughing and says to the girl ' and you're the safety captain!"

    I can dance and catch you at the same time
    The second day since my fellow pit volunteers kids had a few more meets I spent most of the morning in one spot. By lunch I was feeling stiff so I took glasses duty again and while I was standing at my post I danced to the loud dance music making the other pit volunteers laugh.

    It didn't stop me from suddenly bolting after some who walked in without glasses though. Twice.

    Both times my prey was surprised to suddenly find me besides them,usually with an arm interlinked with theirs and smile on my face pointing out their missing safety gear.

    I was told I nearly killed the pit admin laughing by my Uptown Funk dance turned across the pit dashing actions only to return to my spot and start dancing to the Cupid shuffle.
    More to come later my battery is low.
    Last edited by Sliceanddice; 03-21-2016, 12:33 AM.

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    The continued adventures in safety and those cookies

    Oops...
    Remember how I said there where 3 safety glass tables? The first day and a half of my tenure as volunteer I did not know that.

    I did not volunteer for the set up day cause I had two classes a quiz and a midterm that day so I didn't see the tables get set up.

    So the last day we had one team volunteer 3 girls to work a table all day so when I was scheduling the other tables I was only scheduling enough for 1 table. Luckily this was caught before lunch so I could juggle the volunteers I had around but some poor teenagers where abandoned for bit cause of me.

    oops...

    You don't know me but I will find you.... and I will give you a table
    Some teams forgot they signed up for a table early or the day before.

    Some of the time slots weren't being filled.

    I grabbed my schedule and hunted down my delinquent teams and caused a few blushes from teachers.

    I then hit up some teams I knew had good reps and sweet talked a few volunteers out of them.

    The 3 girls who volunteered all day? I made the pit applaud them at the end of the day and gave them some puppy chow the Kingman bulldogs gave the volunteers cause they earned it.

    Attention: The pit administration is not responsible for your students impending sugar high
    The competition was held on NAUs campus and their catering provided breakfast and lunch for the volunteers. But they always provide away to much in the way of pastries and the like.

    The last day I'm sitting at the admin table going over my schedule to announce the finals (the other admins kids made it to the quarter and semi finals so I spent a lot of this time alone) when one of my fellow admin volunteers brings over a 50 count tray of cookies. I think cool cookies grab two and make my announcement.

    I handle a few questions then, seeing movement out of the corner of my eye, glace over. It's the same person with 2 more 50 count trays of cookies and a 50 count tray of rice crispy treats.

    I raise an eye brow and click on my microphone and call out 'attention the pit we have cookies up here at admin. I know you're packing up or making repairs but you know what you need right now? A cookie break. Come get a cookie."

    I get swamped by teens and continue on with my announcement when the same admin comes up again with 3 more trays of rice krispies and 2 of cookies (yes that's 200 rice krispies and 250 cookies) and tells me they gave the volunteers 30 of such trays as a snack and there where only 50 volunteers. To save our pancreas we where sharing.

    So about every 10 minutes I make another announcement to entice people to come get a cookie which included.

    '*low voice* You want to come to pit admin for cookies'

    'Yes you want another cookie, cookies are life cookies are love'

    ' dear teachers and mentors the pit admin would like remind you that they are not responsible for your students impending sugar rushes. That being said, teenagers come get that sugar rush'

    'Yes these trays of treats are up for grabs you can have a cookie... unless your teacher, parent or guardian says no then I'm sorry you cannot but everyone else can'

    'You just spent all day competing. You going to spend all night driving. You deserve a cookie'
    And so on and so forth for an out 2 and half hours until I finally gave away a total of 14 trays of goodies.

    After the last one is gone I announced ' attention the pit! There are no more rice krispies. That's right there are no more rice krispies'.

    Though I had to look away as teenage boys squirreled away whole trays.

    More later
    Last edited by Sliceanddice; 03-21-2016, 05:34 AM.

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    • #3
      Remember the what the Men Without Hats said and Dance Safely

      You Can Dance if you want to ... but you need safety glasses

      So after the final alliances where picked the team's that remaining where cleaning up, packing up, cheering on the finals or helping each other out. One team got them selves packed and most their students had decided to hang around the pit.

      The Cupid shuffle came on and they all started dancing to it. Two sets of parents with toddlers plus one other adult wander over, smile seeing the dancing and stand over to watch.

      One mom with a toddler on her hip decides she wants to dance too. In the pit. Without safety glasses. With robots still being wheeled around and repaired.

      I grab my microphone and announce ' attention the pit, will the woman in the purple sweater and the child on her hip please exit the pit and get some safety glasses. We still have work going on in the pit. Again the woman in the purple sweater and child on her hip, you can dance if you want to you just need safety glasses to do so in the pit'

      The woman exits collects two pairs of glasses from me and returns to dance, to be followed by the others in her group who also grab glasses.

      It was fun to watch though.

      But... sign... why do you not love me!!!

      So about 2 hours before the end of the competition I closed down two of the 3 tables of glasses so I could start counting them. I wrote out signs that I placed on the tables about where to return any further glasses (me) and made several announcements about this.

      After an hour I closed down the last table and make even more announcements.

      After the closing ceremony I take stock of the pit decide that since only about 2 pits are still up that safety classes are no longer needed and i decide to.hit up the few remaining students with our glasses to collect them.

      As I'm making my round I come up to one of the now supposedly empty and closed glasses tables. COVERED IN GLASSES!!!!!

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

      I drop off the glasses in my hand, grab a CocoNut and one of the boxes and collect the 50 or so that people dumped... on an empty table with a sign on it.... on the sign it self!

      I cursed high school students.

      too tired; time for anarchy
      So we had 2 tables set up next to the pit admin. 1 was Nau and it's paraphernalia the other with scholarship info. We gave all the scholarship info to one teacher cause we didn't want to pack it.

      I was checking the Nau table to make sure it was able to be broken down quickly when we where out of there (aka making sure the teenage plague hadn't used it as the dumping ground for some thing else) when I realized something.

      NAU left us 4 full boxes of water bottles.

      My inner devil kicked in.

      I grab a arm full and start handing them out to anyone who would take one and mention to a few teenaged boys about the massive stash.

      5 minutes later there where only 3 boxes left.

      Teachers and teens: people you can always depend on to take extra swag.
      Last edited by Sliceanddice; 03-21-2016, 08:37 PM.

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      • #4
        I loved these stories!

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        • #5
          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
          You Can Dance if you want to ... but you need safety glasses
          That was Men Without Hats, not Men without Safety Glasses.
          Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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          • #6
            Quoth csquared View Post
            That was Men Without Hats, not Men without Safety Glasses.
            i realized after i posted it i should called this part You can dance if you want to but dont leave those safety glasses behind....

            also i feel like i have one or two more volunteer stories but my brain can't draw them up right now.

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            • #7
              Why the safety glasses?

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              • #8
                Sounds like it's at a high school robotics competition of some sort, and the pit area would be where the teams worked on the robots between rounds. Which means lots of sparks and metal sliver flying around, and other threats to sensitive optics. Thus anyone in that area would have to have safety glasses on, just in case, since a tiny sliver of metal isn't going to stop in midair and wait for you to notice it and put the glasses on before it flies into your eye.

                Great stories there, and glad everyone had a blast (and that there were no blasts in the pit area. )

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                • #9
                  Quoth Jetfire View Post
                  Sounds like it's at a high school robotics competition of some sort, and the pit area would be where the teams worked on the robots between rounds.
                  You would be correct http://www.firstinspires.org/

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                  • #10
                    Ha! It took me a minute and then I remembered this was robotics. My bro did robotics through high school. And then in the second installment you mentioned our hometown, Kingman. Small crazy town but its one of my homes.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth csquared View Post
                      That was Men Without Hats, not Men without Safety Glasses.
                      True that.

                      Even more amusing read if you have "The Safety Dance" playing in the background while reading this thread.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #12
                        Would people wearing prescription glasses also be required to wear safety eyewear? If so, would it be in the form of glasses or goggles?

                        I am, of course, assuming that the answer is "Yes", because we wouldn't want flying metal shards to fly in our faces and scratch those expensive lenses. That, and dust and metal stuff can still go into our eyes from the side.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                          I am, of course, assuming that the answer is "Yes", because we wouldn't want flying metal shards to fly in our faces and scratch those expensive lenses. That, and dust and metal stuff can still go into our eyes from the side.
                          We had a roofer once manage to shoot himself in the eye with a nail gun that was pointed down at the roof. The nail hit something, bounced, and came back at an angle that went under his sunglasses. It didn't cause permanent damage, thankfully.

                          I went through high school getting away with relying on my prescription glasses instead of wearing goggles. All the teachers said "oh sure, your glasses will be fine don't worry about it." But that close call with the nail gun was a scary lesson and now I look back at my glass art class where I didn't use goggles like "serious, what was I thinking?!"
                          Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                            Would people wearing prescription glasses also be required to wear safety eyewear? If so, would it be in the form of glasses or goggles?

                            I am, of course, assuming that the answer is "Yes", because we wouldn't want flying metal shards to fly in our faces and scratch those expensive lenses. That, and dust and metal stuff can still go into our eyes from the side.
                            Actually if you have big enough lenses that are plastic you can get away with side shields. Which I did.

                            This is cause if you lenses are big enough (think Walter White's from breaking bad) you can't really fit safety glasses over them to protect you well thus defeating the purpose.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              True that.

                              Even more amusing read if you have "The Safety Dance" playing in the background while reading this thread.
                              Didn't have it playing, but it is now my earworm...
                              Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                              Would people wearing prescription glasses also be required to wear safety eyewear? If so, would it be in the form of glasses or goggles?

                              I am, of course, assuming that the answer is "Yes", because we wouldn't want flying metal shards to fly in our faces and scratch those expensive lenses. That, and dust and metal stuff can still go into our eyes from the side.
                              Actually, my [yuck] bifocals are safety glasses [I have the side pieces somewhere] so I would be ok. I find it easier to just do the whole prescription safety glasses thing because I tend to prefer aviator style frames for the large lenses and mens frames are cheaper than womens frames. I do have reading specific glasses, also mens frames that are the small almond/oval lenses. <I hate bifocals, so I tend to wear my reading only glasses for all my indoor stuff and the bifocs just for driving. I can just manage to focus on the TV to read the channel guide so I'm golden I use it mainly for sound anywhoo]
                              EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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