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  • The Tow Files: Speed Demons

    Well, Global Domination Reality shut their lots down last week so everyone could move out in peace at spring semester's end, and summer semester's start. This morning, at 8am, they came back on.

    By 11:53 am, I already had:

    My first bad GDR fake of the semester, Protip: make sure, if you're going to forge a colored window sticker, that the ink reservoirs in your printer actually HAVE enough colored ink to print out the whole thing, and not go from red to pink after two lines and then pink to monochrome after two more lines.

    My first tampered GDR temp of the semester Protip: Gobs of whiteout show up on green paper quite nicely, and, last Monday was the 9th, this upcoming Monday will be the 16th, so "Monday May 11th" still means "Tow My Fraudulent Ass, Please!" even if I hadn't noticed the aforementioned gobs of whiteout.

    My first outright bad liar: "Uh, I live here, and, you, uh, don't need permits for the Summer...."

    Nope, just nope. $130 or no car for you. A shame, I half-wanted to let you ramble on and see just how deep you'd dig that hole before you'd give up, but, I had other places to be.

    Man, you guys are ON THE BALL. Can't wait until tomorrow!
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    Man I love seeing your posts. You get to deal with so much crazy AND get to piss them off legally and within your rules. So jealous...
    My Wajas cave

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    • #3
      Yea an Argabarga post! Happy Dance!
      "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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      • #4
        Quoth WishfulSpirit View Post
        Yea an Argabarga post! Happy Dance!
        It's one of my favorite reasons for coming here! (dances)

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        • #5
          Quoth Argabarga View Post
          Well, Global Domination Reality shut their lots down last week so everyone could move out in peace at spring semester's end, and summer semester's start.
          ahh the world outside my door in one simple sentence. the traffic on the roads on campus heading to my last final where packed, to my amusement.

          I don't have to be out until saturday so I don't have to be dealing with that traffic nor do i have a car....

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          • #6
            It is always a sunny day when Argabarga has a post for us.

            (Jay says while it is overcast. Dammit, weather, cooperate with me here.)
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #7
              I can't wait for these stories either!

              Bring it!
              Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss

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              • #8
                Quoth Argabarga View Post
                "Uh, I live here, and, you, uh, don't need permits for the Summer...."

                Was it, ah, Jeff Goldblum?

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                • #9
                  It's nice knowing that some idiots have actual consequences. Sometimes I wish I lived at two addresses back, where my neighbors regularly parked in front of a fire hydrant in spite of the fact that they had a driveway that fit two cars. Oh, and there was plenty of open street parking only a few paces away. I would report them and laugh and laugh...
                  Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth An Haddock View Post
                    Was it, ah, Jeff Goldblum?
                    Nah, because he'd have... found a way.
                    This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                    I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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                    • #11
                      I wouldn't consider them *speed* demons... more likely, from two points of view:

                      Half-Empty: Semislowmost.
                      Half-Full: Halfvastest.
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
                        Nah, because he'd have... found a way.

                        That is, ah, a big pile of shit.

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