Well, Global Domination Reality shut their lots down last week so everyone could move out in peace at spring semester's end, and summer semester's start. This morning, at 8am, they came back on.
By 11:53 am, I already had:
My first bad GDR fake of the semester, Protip: make sure, if you're going to forge a colored window sticker, that the ink reservoirs in your printer actually HAVE enough colored ink to print out the whole thing, and not go from red to pink after two lines and then pink to monochrome after two more lines.
My first tampered GDR temp of the semester Protip: Gobs of whiteout show up on green paper quite nicely, and, last Monday was the 9th, this upcoming Monday will be the 16th, so "Monday May 11th" still means "Tow My Fraudulent Ass, Please!" even if I hadn't noticed the aforementioned gobs of whiteout.
My first outright bad liar: "Uh, I live here, and, you, uh, don't need permits for the Summer...."
Nope, just nope. $130 or no car for you. A shame, I half-wanted to let you ramble on and see just how deep you'd dig that hole before you'd give up, but, I had other places to be.
Man, you guys are ON THE BALL. Can't wait until tomorrow!
By 11:53 am, I already had:
My first bad GDR fake of the semester, Protip: make sure, if you're going to forge a colored window sticker, that the ink reservoirs in your printer actually HAVE enough colored ink to print out the whole thing, and not go from red to pink after two lines and then pink to monochrome after two more lines.
My first tampered GDR temp of the semester Protip: Gobs of whiteout show up on green paper quite nicely, and, last Monday was the 9th, this upcoming Monday will be the 16th, so "Monday May 11th" still means "Tow My Fraudulent Ass, Please!" even if I hadn't noticed the aforementioned gobs of whiteout.
My first outright bad liar: "Uh, I live here, and, you, uh, don't need permits for the Summer...."
Nope, just nope. $130 or no car for you. A shame, I half-wanted to let you ramble on and see just how deep you'd dig that hole before you'd give up, but, I had other places to be.
Man, you guys are ON THE BALL. Can't wait until tomorrow!
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