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  • at least they didn't curse...

    Sooooo. Somehow I got roped into the hotel business again. A new one opened near my house and I couldn't resist. It was like it hypnotized me. @_@ "Come apply with us." Ooh kay.
    But it's been ok (knock on wood). The customers check in at check in time, check out at check out time, don't have parties, and don't cry. But I wouldn't be griping here if it were ALL peaches and cream. Now would I.

    Weirdo 1: This was the worst kind of SC, the dumb one. In a nutshell, he asks his GF to come visit him late hours in the night, leaves his room door wide open, and then falls dead asleep. Cue his GF demanding to know which is his room number, which we can't tell for security reasons) then us calling his room over and over and over again, with no answer. My CW goes to see what's up "Hello ,sir ?! SIR?! SIR!" and no response. W1 had his expensive watch, laptop, and WALLET just in full view, anyone could've stolen his stuff. Next day, he has the nerve to complain that his room phone doesn't work (which it did, he just couldn't hear it because he was the world's deadest sleeper.)

    Weirdo 2: THis guy wasn't that weird, but also very dumb. He kept giving me card after card, claiming that it should go thru, and they didn't. Usually at this point I would be very no nonsense and highly suspicious, since who goes around with a ton of declind cards? But he seemed... sane. So I finally had to call the manager and ask what I should do because usually people have working cards and those that don't need to talk with their banks. The manager didn't pick up and the guy let's out this huge sigh and fishes a card and says "Ok, this is my REAL card". Oh, so all those others were fakes? Stop wasting my time! Sheesh.

    Weirdo 3: This guy was your typical drunken nasty that came in at 6 am, and wanted the $200 rate until checkout time tomorrow, and our policy was that it was only for until checkout time today, and he harrumphed and sighed and tried to bribe me $20. Yeah, like I'm gonna lose my job for $20. Then he demanded a smoking room (we don't have any), then demanded that he pay in cash (we don't accept it here) and basically made a simple check in very difficult. I made sure to tell my CW everything in case he tries to pull something and took notes. I saw him later in the lot outside, taking pictures with his camera of the building, which is highly suspicious here, we have posters saying that people who do this might be planned to plant bombs or something. >.> The best part: Once he saw me leave, he started chasing me with his camera phone, yelling, I nearly ran him over by accident trying to get out. What a weirdo.
    BTW: my new sig is and excerpt from him. -_-
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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    W1: I'm halfway surprised the GF didn't try to follow your CW up and get to his room that way. As for the open door - I've never been to a hotel where the doors don't close on their own. Huh.
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    • #3
      He's not looking to bomb you, those pictures will appear in "evidence" in some batshit legal filing where he's going to claim the hotel "defrauded" him and he is owed punitive damages to the tune of the GDP of a micronesian nation.

      Batshit because he won't actually file it with any courts (they're in on it too!) he'll just send it certified mail with all kinds of legal gobbledygook in the hopes it will scare you into cutting him a check.

      Enjoy laughing at it as it goes in the trash.
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      • #4
        Quoth HotelMinion View Post
        ... his room phone doesn't work...
        Run the ringer wires to his ears.

        100VAC 20Hz will wake him up!

        (Off course, it may put him right back to sleep...)
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        • #5
          Quoth HotelMinion View Post
          I saw him later in the lot outside, taking pictures with his camera of the building, which is highly suspicious here, we have posters saying that people who do this might be planned to plant bombs or something. >.> The best part: Once he saw me leave, he started chasing me with his camera phone, yelling, I nearly ran him over by accident trying to get out. What a weirdo.
          BTW: my new sig is and excerpt from him. -_-
          Time to call the cops or let it go.

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          • #6
            Quoth panamared View Post
            Time to call the cops or let it go.
            Ok, thanks to you I've got that dumb song running thru my brain right now.
            "They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time

            "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters

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            • #7
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              W1: I'm halfway surprised the GF didn't try to follow your CW up and get to his room that way. As for the open door - I've never been to a hotel where the doors don't close on their own. Huh.
              Well, my CW said it was wide open, so I guess he propped it open with something like a chair. I can't believe that people would be so stupid to do this. I guess they think they're invincible. Some loon with a knife or an axe could've went to town on his ass. Doesn't he watch horror movies? :\

              And dale, I doubt even that would've woken him up. MY CW said he yelled practically in this guy's ears and shook him and he was dead asleep. CW actually thought he WAS dead, except for his snoring.

              Grr people like this irritate me to death!
              Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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              • #8
                The cash, I can understand. I have been trying to go all cash lately. Although, I never buy anything over $100 in cash, and always have a card as a back-up.

                But the photographs and chasing people down with a camera.... those things make my spidey senses tingle. Not enough to call the police, but enough to document and inform a supervisor.
                I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

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