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So out in Germany I was a Sup for a bunch of contractors, all nice guys that really did their jobs. We worked 12 hour shifts as Tier one support monkeys for about (redacted) amount of users in (redacted) amount of countries. (Don’t ask) lol So on slow nights we would pull up the drone feeds and just watch well, whatever was being watched. (This ties in later)
So the Contractors on my shift were Big D, Joker V, Mikee, and Priss. Now Big D was a BIG guy he weighed in at 400 pounds and had a heart condition. When he walked to the shop from the parking lot (20 yards) he was so winded he would have to take 20 min to cool / calm down.
Joker V: was and I quote “Always will to take it too far”
Mikee: belonged on a hippy farm with Cheech and Chong lol.
Priss: thankful did not last long.
One night mid spring Big D comes wheezing into the shop and goes to sit down. He doesn’t like the chair so he goes over to another desk and starts to wheel over its chair to sit in. At this point Joker V says “Big D you are not allowed to use any other chair except the one at your desk” Big D demands to know why so Joker V asked him why he is changing chairs and Big D says well the arms are broken. Joker V asks Big D how the arms got broken and starts to point at the 4 other chairs in the office with broken arms. Big D says well I don’t know. Joker then points out that Big D had broken them all trying to stand up at the end of his shifts and that the head contractor wasn’t going to pay for any more chairs so they had been informed he was No longer allowed to use any chair except the one currently at his desk.
Later that same night Big D is complaining he just can’t lose any weight no matter how much he diets. He is saying this while eating his standard lunch…. Two cheese burgers with bacon and a whole plate of French fries (about 3 large McDonalds fries worth) We all just stared at him for about 3 min then Mikee says “Well have you thought about I don’t know maybe actually going on a real diet?”
When Priss started working with us it went downhill fast. After her first night in the shop she filed a formal complaint that all the males in the shop were rude, cussed, and were all around well male’s lol. We were all called in early the next day and told we needed to be more sophisticated…. I just shook my head I knew what was coming.
For the next week Joker V showed up in a top hat and tails and feigned a British accent. Mikee sported the most outlandish bow tie and talked like Dastardly Whiplash, Big D sulked in his broken chair and I just sent a ton of Tickets to Priss to keep her too busy to have time for complaints.
One very slow night the Ticket que was all caught up so we decided to see what was on the Drone feed out of (sand in your crotch location) So we are flipping through the feeds the first 2 were on the ground one doing maintenance the other was on a runway, the third was in the air but not looking at anything, the Fourth though was a gold mine of entertainment.
So The Fourth one is using thermal imagery to watch some (people) in (sand in your crotch location) they have a little camp fire going as its cold at night in the desert. There was about 5 of them all sitting around. As you watch them you have to wonder if they know they are being watched. They wave their arms as they tell their stories, you see them mime shooting, hands go up in the air and wave around people curl up into balls, slap knees and you can almost hear the joke and laughter they are having. Then one guy gets up and walks off in to the dark… except it’s not dark for you, you can see their thermal image like its day time. So we watch as this man walks off about 20 yards we are all wondering what he is doing.. The people controlling the drone on the other side of the world have now focused on him. Is he looking for weapons he left out there earlier? Is he setting a bomb for a convoy later? What is he doing? He squats down and is messing with the ground for about 2 min. What can he be doing, we all speculate… Then he stands and walks back to the group. The thermal camera zooms in on where he was but only for a moment as we all collective Drone operator, desk support monkeys even Priss seemed to figure it out at the same moment… he had just took a dump…. AND at that very moment Big D let a big loud fart go…..
The next day Priss complained to the higher ups again and they cut her lose. Seems they felt if she couldn’t get along with people on the easiest shift and within her first 2 weeks was talking about suing over bs they didn’t want her.
So the Contractors on my shift were Big D, Joker V, Mikee, and Priss. Now Big D was a BIG guy he weighed in at 400 pounds and had a heart condition. When he walked to the shop from the parking lot (20 yards) he was so winded he would have to take 20 min to cool / calm down.
Joker V: was and I quote “Always will to take it too far”
Mikee: belonged on a hippy farm with Cheech and Chong lol.
Priss: thankful did not last long.
One night mid spring Big D comes wheezing into the shop and goes to sit down. He doesn’t like the chair so he goes over to another desk and starts to wheel over its chair to sit in. At this point Joker V says “Big D you are not allowed to use any other chair except the one at your desk” Big D demands to know why so Joker V asked him why he is changing chairs and Big D says well the arms are broken. Joker V asks Big D how the arms got broken and starts to point at the 4 other chairs in the office with broken arms. Big D says well I don’t know. Joker then points out that Big D had broken them all trying to stand up at the end of his shifts and that the head contractor wasn’t going to pay for any more chairs so they had been informed he was No longer allowed to use any chair except the one currently at his desk.
Later that same night Big D is complaining he just can’t lose any weight no matter how much he diets. He is saying this while eating his standard lunch…. Two cheese burgers with bacon and a whole plate of French fries (about 3 large McDonalds fries worth) We all just stared at him for about 3 min then Mikee says “Well have you thought about I don’t know maybe actually going on a real diet?”
When Priss started working with us it went downhill fast. After her first night in the shop she filed a formal complaint that all the males in the shop were rude, cussed, and were all around well male’s lol. We were all called in early the next day and told we needed to be more sophisticated…. I just shook my head I knew what was coming.
For the next week Joker V showed up in a top hat and tails and feigned a British accent. Mikee sported the most outlandish bow tie and talked like Dastardly Whiplash, Big D sulked in his broken chair and I just sent a ton of Tickets to Priss to keep her too busy to have time for complaints.
One very slow night the Ticket que was all caught up so we decided to see what was on the Drone feed out of (sand in your crotch location) So we are flipping through the feeds the first 2 were on the ground one doing maintenance the other was on a runway, the third was in the air but not looking at anything, the Fourth though was a gold mine of entertainment.
So The Fourth one is using thermal imagery to watch some (people) in (sand in your crotch location) they have a little camp fire going as its cold at night in the desert. There was about 5 of them all sitting around. As you watch them you have to wonder if they know they are being watched. They wave their arms as they tell their stories, you see them mime shooting, hands go up in the air and wave around people curl up into balls, slap knees and you can almost hear the joke and laughter they are having. Then one guy gets up and walks off in to the dark… except it’s not dark for you, you can see their thermal image like its day time. So we watch as this man walks off about 20 yards we are all wondering what he is doing.. The people controlling the drone on the other side of the world have now focused on him. Is he looking for weapons he left out there earlier? Is he setting a bomb for a convoy later? What is he doing? He squats down and is messing with the ground for about 2 min. What can he be doing, we all speculate… Then he stands and walks back to the group. The thermal camera zooms in on where he was but only for a moment as we all collective Drone operator, desk support monkeys even Priss seemed to figure it out at the same moment… he had just took a dump…. AND at that very moment Big D let a big loud fart go…..
The next day Priss complained to the higher ups again and they cut her lose. Seems they felt if she couldn’t get along with people on the easiest shift and within her first 2 weeks was talking about suing over bs they didn’t want her.
So yeah, at least the guys tried, the girls just share everything. 
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