I had a call that could only make go WTF.
Phone rings, opening spiel
Hi, can you connect me with my cousin?
Sure, what's your cousin's name?
My cousin from Ethiopia.
I don't know anyone from Ethiopia. Who's your cousin? (thinking: And who the hell are you?)
Elizabeth (Finally, a name!)
What's Elizabeth's last name?
Elizabeth from Ethiopia. (Yeah, I gathered that much already)
Sorry, but I don't see anyone listed with the first name of Elizabeth.
*click*
Phone rings, opening spiel
Hi, can you connect me with my cousin?
Sure, what's your cousin's name?
My cousin from Ethiopia.
I don't know anyone from Ethiopia. Who's your cousin? (thinking: And who the hell are you?)
Elizabeth (Finally, a name!)
What's Elizabeth's last name?
Elizabeth from Ethiopia. (Yeah, I gathered that much already)
Sorry, but I don't see anyone listed with the first name of Elizabeth.
*click*
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