Sometimes the jokes write themselves

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Guy comes up to me today, asks where the Gas-X is.

He smelled like the inside of an ass.

[KuariKaydrith]

That begs the question of "How do you know what the inside of an ass smells like, Irv?"

[mjr]

That begs the question of "How do you know what the inside of an ass smells like, Irv?"

Wouldn't that be what a fart smells like?

[wolfie]

I'd question the judgement of someone who says "This $whatever tastes like shit".

Of course, if they say it about coffee, it's actually a compliment - one of the rarest, most expensive, most highly prized coffees in the world is made from beans collected from the droppings of civet cats, which harvest and eat the "cherries" at the peak of ripeness.

[Food Lady]

I know the roast the beans and that kills bacteria, but I just can't stomach the thought.

[Mr Hero]

I'd question the judgement of someone who says "This $whatever tastes like shit".

Of course, if they say it about coffee, it's actually a compliment

This coffee smells like shit!
It IS shit, Austin.