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  • Powder!

    Woman walks into the store and yells "POWDER!!!"

    I say, "yes ma'am, foot powder, body powder, baby powder?" Because you see, these are all in different locations.

    She looks at me like I have just spit in her Wheaties and repeats "POWDER!!!" Then she gives me THAT look, you know the one ....
    You're the stupidest person ever to live on this planet and how do you ever manage to breathe. THAT look
    "Well you clearly don't know what you're doing! I'll find someone who does!!!"

    And off she goes. She next accosts poor S, who has been with the store for all of 2 weeks and screams "POWDER!!!" S looks at me (I've been there 5 years). I whisper "foot, body, or baby?" So S asks her.

    Turns out she wants body powder. Now really, was that so hardddddddddddddddd?????????????


  • #2
    She expected you to read her mind because with great powder comes great responsibility.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    • #3
      I would have thrown in powdered sugar just to drive her really crazy.

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      • #4
        "Here you go, ma'am...!"

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        • #5
          "POWDER!"


          "Sweet! Let me go get my snowboard and we'll go cut some new tracks!"



          What? That's not what you meant?
          "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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          • #6
            We got one of these earlier. Screaming for 'lockbox' in a hardware store isn't going to help us get you the right item, and neither is being really rude when we try to get you to clarify.

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            • #7
              When I worked next to the admissions office in the military hospital people would come to my office and simply state names, e.g.

              Them: Fred Smith!
              Me: Excuse me?
              Them: Fred Smith!
              Me: Fred Smith works in that office there (I'd get up from my desk and point). Then I sat back down.
              Them: Fred Smith!

              Okay, apparently they wanted me to escort them to Sergeant Smith's desk, which is all of ten feet away and completely visible from my office door, and to which I'd pointed them not five seconds previously.

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              • #8
                "The DVD section is in Electronics, but I don't believe we have Powder in stock any more. Maybe it's in the discount bin."

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                • #9
                  Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
                  "Here you go, ma'am...!"
                  lol, just what I was thinking. If this forum had a rep system I'd send you some.
                  Last edited by MadMike; 08-21-2016, 12:36 AM. Reason: Please don't quote the image
                  AkaiKitsune
                  Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                  • #10
                    And since you work at a shooting range, you could provide the SC with some gunpowder for interesting results.
                    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                    • #11
                      1st rule of selling ammo-
                      NO returns on ammo returned self propelled.
                      AkaiKitsune
                      Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                      • #12
                        You know it would serve her right if she brought it up to the counter to be checked out and you screamed "MONEY!!!" at her
                        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth MoonCat View Post
                          You know it would serve her right if she brought it up to the counter to be checked out and you screamed "MONEY!!!" at her
                          In a just world, it would work. In this world, the SC would merely complain that you were "RUUUUDE!" SCs generally do not grasp the concept of "do unto others as you would have others do unto you" or "turnabout is fair play".
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth MoonCat View Post
                            You know it would serve her right if she brought it up to the counter to be checked out and you screamed "MONEY!!!" at her
                            I'd pay to see that.
                            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MoonCat View Post
                              You know it would serve her right if she brought it up to the counter to be checked out and you screamed "MONEY!!!" at her
                              With the Pink Floyd riff...
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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