There is a chain pub near me which is referred to locally as "spoons" normally it's greta but there is one bartender who seems to be trying to annoy people.
These stories took place on totally seperate ocasions but are the only times i have seen her working
SB: Sucky Bartender
ME: Guess
WHAT?
(i get to the pub with girlfriend she gets a table as i order drinks, it's a noisy night, the fact that she can't hear is not sucky)
ME: Bottle of Magners, no ice and a WKD Blue please
SB: What?
ME: a bottle of Magners, no ice and a WKD Blue please
SB: a bottle of Magners and a what?
ME:and a WKD Blue
SB: Not until you say please
ME: what?
SB: say please or i'm not serving you
ME: plase?
SB: See that wasn't so hard no was it?
I Haven't Got Younger
(once again the girlfriend is sat down at a table, i'll skip the ordering part)
SB:I need to see some ID
ME:sure (pass driving license)
SB:85?
ME:NO 86
SB: I can't take this
ME:why not it proves i'm 20
SB:it has the wrong date on
ME:no it says 1986
SB:right whatever
(go back for second round of drinks)
ME:*gives order*
SB: ID
ME:again?
SB: Either show me ID or get out
ME:*gives ID*
SB:Right *passes it back*
ME:...
SB:until you say thank you i'm not getting your drinks
ME: ....
These stories took place on totally seperate ocasions but are the only times i have seen her working
SB: Sucky Bartender
ME: Guess
WHAT?
(i get to the pub with girlfriend she gets a table as i order drinks, it's a noisy night, the fact that she can't hear is not sucky)
ME: Bottle of Magners, no ice and a WKD Blue please
SB: What?
ME: a bottle of Magners, no ice and a WKD Blue please
SB: a bottle of Magners and a what?
ME:and a WKD Blue
SB: Not until you say please
ME: what?
SB: say please or i'm not serving you
ME: plase?
SB: See that wasn't so hard no was it?
I Haven't Got Younger
(once again the girlfriend is sat down at a table, i'll skip the ordering part)
SB:I need to see some ID
ME:sure (pass driving license)
SB:85?
ME:NO 86
SB: I can't take this
ME:why not it proves i'm 20
SB:it has the wrong date on
ME:no it says 1986
SB:right whatever
(go back for second round of drinks)
ME:*gives order*
SB: ID
ME:again?
SB: Either show me ID or get out
ME:*gives ID*
SB:Right *passes it back*
ME:...
SB:until you say thank you i'm not getting your drinks
ME: ....
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