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  • #1

    I guess Security Guy got an eyefull.

    So I have this skirt that doesn't quite fit but I can zip it up about 2 inches from the top so it's wearable with a blouse worn untucked. I went to the pharmacy in my store today and as I was standing at the counter in full view of the front end my skirt just fell to the floor. I hadn't realized it had come unzipped. I grabbed it so quickly that I don't think anyone saw, but it was definitely on camera and I know we have someone on staff during the day, probably S. He's not the type to say anything at all about it, but I know when I see him next I'm going to feel embarrassed, even though I don't embarrass easily. I'm glad I had undies on under my pantyhose!

    Update: So the other day I went in after the day job and security guy was walking the store and stopped to say hi. I could've sworn he wanted to say something but didn't want to embarrass me. He looked sort of...surprised ? I don't know. It could be that my coworkers never see me in street clothes and my office wear is fancier than it needs to be. I do get comments on it. Anyway, I don't think it was an moment; he really is a very stand-up, decent happily married guy. Yes, they do exist. But all I could think about was my skirt around my ankles as I talked about my new job.
    Last edited by Food Lady; 11-02-2016, 12:48 PM.
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    Hmm which smilies to choose to tell this story?



    That should do nicely...
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    • #3
      Eep. Perhaps a safety pin on the inside, where others cannot see it, would work?
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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        Eep. Perhaps a safety pin on the inside, where others cannot see it, would work?
        Yes, because it happened later today at the grocery store!
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        • #5
          I heard somewhere that some women don't wear underwear underneath their panty hose. I don't know about them, but I always wear underwear. Unless it's a swimsuit. Pantyhose =\= swimsuit IMHO.
          Once I was at the pharmacy as well and I guess I must've buttoned my blouse wrong because it was hanging open! The male clerk certainly got an eyeful (think of those cartoons with the eyes and tongue popping out) and didn't even tell me! I just thought he was being silly. I didn't' notice until I got to work. Sure I felt a draft, but I thought it was just windy! I was so embarrassed. Now I always check. Why does this always happen at pharmacies.
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          • #6
            Quoth Food Lady View Post
            Yes, because it happened later today at the grocery store!

            To misquote Oscar Wilde,to lose a skirt once is a misfortune,to lose it twice seems like someone designed it that way
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            • #7
              Pics or it didn't happen...J/K
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              • #8
                I am sorry you were embarrassed but thank you for sharing, I really needed a laugh this week. All of us have had a wardrobe malfunction at some point in our lives. hugs.

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                • #9
                  I can't recall having a wardrobe malfunction but I did walk smack into a glass wall right in front of an entire lunchroom of high school students. Im sure more people saw that than noticed your skirt trying to jump ship.
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                  • #10
                    Skirt is indisputably absent.Is skirt off sick? If skirt is indeed sick,please look into how many days sick leave skirt has taken in previous twelvemonth.Spasmodic nature of recent skirt attendance indicates malingering.... :P
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                    • #11
                      I've torn a hole in my jeans before. Didn't notice until class time that the hole was in the buttock region. Luckily, I had an emergency sewing kit on hand, so I waited until I could spend some time in the washroom to sew up the hole.
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