Keep your sexual harrassment away from me, please

[GingerBiscuit]

I don't want your grey hand stroking my arm in that way, I don't want you in my personal space, , I don't want to see that grin and I didn't want your stench of stale cigarettes, alcohol and garlic in my nose.

Treat women in general with some respect, why don't you, especially when they're at work.
Oh and saying 'you look really healthy' in that tone of voice that says you mean something entirely different, and I don't want you looking at my breasts and undressing me with your eyes.
I get enough of that in the street, and I would like to be safe from it at work.

[BookstoreEscapee]

And while you're at it, stop calling me Honey, Hon, and Sweetheart.

[blas]

Forget honey, hun and sweetheart.

Don't call me "baby" "hottie" "sexy" "cutie" "dollface" "blondie" or "gorgeous"

If your hand gets any closer to my face or my breasts, I will break it off. Mysty style! And don't think I won't!

And if you ever grab my rump, you better expect a brisk punch right in your nose. Or even worse, a good old kick in your family jewels.

Oh, the relief of not having to work at the gas station or the truck stop anymore. I may still get oogled by gross maintenance men at the factory, but they value their jobs way too much to bother me anymore. I don't think HR or my supervisor want to see the sight of blood.

[Becks]

And you damn well BETTER respect the diamond ring on my left ring finger. OK? If you don't, I'll be the cause of crippling emotional pain.

[MinimaMagistra]

Yes, I have a boyfriend. No, I won't go out with you. It is none of your buisness when I get off of work. I run a hotel, not a brothel. I have no friends with whom I'd hook you up.

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I won't join you for one. I don't SELL smokes, either. I don't smoke pot. I don't sell pot. I don't know where you could find someone who would sell pot.

I would not like to see your room. Yes, you are annoying me.

[Sliceanddice]

No i don't like the sight of your ERECT (shudders at the memory) nipples.
No im not goign to give you free food just because you stared at my breasts.
If you try anything you will be hurt, because i may look weak but a little flick of my hand would have you on the ground, moaning and crying in a none erotic sense.

[Polenicus]

And you damn well BETTER respect the diamond ring on my left ring finger. OK? If you don't, I'll be the cause of crippling emotional pain.

His emotions being situated between his legs?

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I loved it when a friend of mine dealt with a harasser. He grabbed her breasts and pulled away a hand with a dislocated thumb. She grabbed his hand, he tried to break the grip, there was a sickening "pop" and his thumb didn't look quite normal for a bit.

The funny thing was that his friend told him "We warned you about bothering her." then snapped his thumb back into place without the help of muscle relaxants or anesthesia. When the guy screamed in pain his friend and his (from my point of view) wonderful bedside manner told him to "Oh quit whining you pussy. It can't hurt any worse as when she popped it out"

M

[Becks]

His emotions being situated between his legs?

That's one place.

[MadMike]

I don't know where you could find someone who would sell pot.

Why don't you just give him the address of the local police station, and tell him to ask for "The Captain?"

[Andara Bledin]

Why don't you just give him the address of the local police station, and tell him to ask for "The Captain?"

Oooh... that is just so.... eeeevil.

But you have to play it up. Be sure to look around nervously and write the directions on how to get there down.

I don't know how people who think they're being smooth can't notice that they look suspicious as all hell.

^-.-^

[Talon]

... Or even worse, a good old kick in your family jewels.

But how would you find them? Sounds like you'd need a microscope

[BookstoreEscapee]

When the guy screamed in pain his friend and his (from my point of view) wonderful bedside manner told him to "Oh quit whining you pussy. It can't hurt any worse as when she popped it out"

M

hehe, not that he didn't deserve it, but when trying to replace a dislocated thumb, it's pretty easy to break it if you're not careful...

[allniter]

If you don't stop sitting on my desk and uncrossing your liegs in a provocative manner, I'm going to stick something so far up there even a miner wouldn't be able to pry it out.

Not that I'd say this to a beautiful girl doing this but if you're over 300 lbs, watch out.

I only wrote this to show that the comments have to apply both ways in order for there to be no sexism.

[Kitten in the box]

One time my friend had this old nasty guy pinch her behind "because it was Saint Patrick's Day"she whirled around and said to him "Do that again and I will get my husband to beat the shit out of you." The guy got all pissed. and turned her in. Our manager at the time was real cool and kicked the guy out of the store. But not before threatening to call corporate and have my friend fired for not taking a joke. Joke or not that is sexual harrasment.