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  • Wherein I am fraudulent, apparently.

    Caller at work on Saturday:

    " I want refunds for all 6 months of my account billing, even tho I have been using it!"

    Quoth me "I apologize sir, I am only able to provide one month's refund as a courtesy"

    Customer "Then I want a manager, and I will also be calling the FBI!"

    Cue me again "I will connect you to a manager, one moment please sir."

    Internal me: "Yes sir, the FBI will break off chasing Jason Bourne right now and come get your refunds for you. "

  • #2
    I would not be able to refrain from laughing.

    I would be curious, though, as to WHY this customer felt they should get all this money back.

    Other than typical customer insanity, that is.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      We don't work for the same company nor do our companies do the same thing, and yet that first sentence: I've experienced that scenario. Guy went to collections.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Evidently wanting all the money back is common everywhere.

        And as far as why he wanted it back, Mooncat, Custy believed the membership he had was free because he didn't RTFP. Actually it's a dollar for a 7 day trial that goes to a billed membership if not cancelled. T&C clearly stated, not that anyone looks at that part.

        Sigh.

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        • #5
          And it took him SIX MONTHS to notice he was getting billed?
          "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

          "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            I would be curious, though, as to WHY this customer felt they should get all this money back.
            Why, because they said so, and The Customer Is Always Right, aren't they? I mean, they keep saying it...
            Other than typical customer insanity, that is.
            I just said that
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            • #7
              Quoth XRogue View Post
              Evidently wanting all the money back is common everywhere.

              And as far as why he wanted it back, Mooncat, Custy believed the membership he had was free because he didn't RTFP. Actually it's a dollar for a 7 day trial that goes to a billed membership if not cancelled. T&C clearly stated, not that anyone looks at that part.

              Sigh.
              Given how often the Terms and Conditions go unread I am sure that someone could slip a line saying that they owe your company their first-born child and less than 1% of people would catch it.

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              • #8
                Quoth Seanette View Post
                And it took him SIX MONTHS to notice he was getting billed?
                Yep. Wish I had that kind of money, personally. Best believe I read my bank balance better than that, tho. Terms and conditions too.

                But then again, life in a call center provides so much snark, it's fun.

                And when I got the sup on the line to explain why he wanted to talk to her, she actually let out a snort of laughter at his FBI comment. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster our management gets it too.

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                • #9
                  Quoth RegisterAce View Post
                  Given how often the Terms and Conditions go unread I am sure that someone could slip a line saying that they owe your company their first-born child and less than 1% of people would catch it.
                  Somebody did that a few years ago. Put some really ridiculous terms in the User Agreement for their service. It was just a prank, though.

                  For the life of me, I cannot remember who.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth CyberLurch View Post
                    For the life of me, I cannot remember who.
                    A little Google search aided by a memory of the additional clause (along with the month and day) turned up Gamestation's claim on "your immortal soul".

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seanette View Post
                      And it took him SIX MONTHS to notice he was getting billed?
                      We've had that. Well, more like a year.
                      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                      • #12
                        I worked for a credit card company before some of the things people wouldn't look at statements for months and then realize they were being billed sill others like businesses they wouldn't look at statements till the end of the year when they do taxes


                        WHY!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth raw1989 View Post
                          I worked for a credit card company before some of the things people wouldn't look at statements for months and then realize they were being billed sill others like businesses they wouldn't look at statements till the end of the year when they do taxes


                          WHY!
                          Because the world is populated by numpties.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth XRogue View Post
                            Because the world is populated by numpties.
                            Then you have the people who just use there card and cant remember where they spent the money and then when u call the company there like oh yah I did buy that...

                            So you cant call the company first you just want to dispute it on your credit card..... Majority of the time the dispute turned out to be a valid charge once u got the company on the line so then we would never file the dispute

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