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    I1: *during checkin* what's taking so long?!
    Me: a few more minutes
    I1: *dramatic gasp* whaaaattttt!!!!!

    Later, she said that I was rude to the manager. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Bitch!

    I2: How dare you take payment from my mothers card!
    Me: that's the card she gave us.
    I2: OBVIOUSLY I was gonna pay for it! She's on a very tight budget!
    Mw: we need a card at check in time.
    I2: thief! I've never had a hotel say that!

    Rating on the idiot scale: 9! A bitch and a liar too.

    I3: *throwing her keys at me* I cannot have this room! I need a room that's ends with 2!
    Me: *am completely dumbfounded in a long time* Um, wot
    I3: 2! 2! I neeeeed to stay in a room that ends with 2! I neeeeeed to! I muuuuust!"
    Me:... ...

    Deciding that's she's nuts, I just give her what she wants and back away sloooowly... She's says thanks all sweet and then from her room, she calls on the phone:

    I3: omg there's nothing here! No sheets! No towels! No pillows, no blankets!
    Me: oh ok, I'll bring some up....
    I3: *drowned out scream and hangs up*
    Me: ....

    A minute after that she calls again.

    I3: oh never mind, I found them. *hangs up*
    Me: wtf

    Rating on idiot scale: 9.5 bitchy and cray cray


    Me: please sign this reg card
    I4: *looks ill* I've never done that before in my life!
    Me: Really, you're a D Member and you've never signed a reg card before?
    I4: *smug* D Members don't have to!
    Me: *pulling out list of D benefits...*

    Oh really, and where did it say that? I go over the list of what D members get, and surprise surprise, not having to sign is NOT on the list unless they checkin online, which he did not do. He'll probably whine to Corp but IDC. Dick. It's just take a few seconds to sign the damn thing. Just. Sign. My manager says we have to get it. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Mitch (Man bitch. )
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.

  • #2
    Sounds like it's been some time since I2 & I4 checked into a hotel. Even the cheapo chain (which sounds like a numerical superhero) I last stayed in required a credit card to check in (even for one night) and to sign a registration card, not to mention the credit card slip.
    As for your titular query: Because they're idiots...that's what they do.
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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    • #3
      Insists on a room with a number ending in 2? That's a new one.

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      • #4
        Quoth HotelMinion View Post

        I3: *throwing her keys at me* I cannot have this room! I need a room that's ends with 2!
        Me: *am completely dumbfounded in a long time* Um, wot
        I3: 2! 2! I neeeeed to stay in a room that ends with 2! I neeeeeed to! I muuuuust!"
        Me:... ...

        Deciding that's she's nuts, I just give her what she wants and back away sloooowly... She's says thanks all sweet and then from her room, she calls on the phone:
        "I'm sorry, we have no rooms ending in '2' available ... THEY took them all."

        "But we do have a lovely Room ... THIRTEEN ... that you can have."

        ... or, depending on her particular brand of crazy ...

        "We do have a lovely Room ... SIX SIX SIX ... that you can have ..."
        Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
        ~ Mr Hero

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        • #5
          *Goes to Room 21, switches the numbers around to make it Room 12*
          "There ya go"
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            I briefly considered applying at hotels for work because I enjoy working in customer service and have the personality for it. Your well-written posts, HotelMinion, have convinced me otherwise. ...

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            • #7
              Quoth bloo View Post
              I briefly considered applying at hotels for work because I enjoy working in customer service and have the personality for it. Your well-written posts, HotelMinion, have convinced me otherwise. ...
              You just need the patience of a saint and a tongue of steel, mine is always hurting something awful from biting back what I really want to say =p
              Can't reason with the unreasonable.
              The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.

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              • #8
                So for crazy no. 2, did you blow her a kiss like Walter Mercado when you changed her room?
                Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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                • #9
                  What is it about hotels that bring out the batshit crazy in people?

                  Quoth HotelMinion View Post
                  Mitch (Man bitch. )
                  I am SO going to have to remember that one!
                  "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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