I1: *during checkin* what's taking so long?!
Me: a few more minutes
I1: *dramatic gasp* whaaaattttt!!!!!
Later, she said that I was rude to the manager. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Bitch!
I2: How dare you take payment from my mothers card!
Me: that's the card she gave us.
I2: OBVIOUSLY I was gonna pay for it! She's on a very tight budget!
Mw: we need a card at check in time.
I2: thief! I've never had a hotel say that!
Rating on the idiot scale: 9! A bitch and a liar too.
I3: *throwing her keys at me* I cannot have this room! I need a room that's ends with 2!
Me: *am completely dumbfounded in a long time* Um, wot
I3: 2! 2! I neeeeed to stay in a room that ends with 2! I neeeeeed to! I muuuuust!"
Me:... ...
Deciding that's she's nuts, I just give her what she wants and back away sloooowly... She's says thanks all sweet and then from her room, she calls on the phone:
I3: omg there's nothing here! No sheets! No towels! No pillows, no blankets!
Me: oh ok, I'll bring some up....
I3: *drowned out scream and hangs up*
Me: ....
A minute after that she calls again.
I3: oh never mind, I found them. *hangs up*
Me: wtf
Rating on idiot scale: 9.5 bitchy and cray cray
Me: please sign this reg card
I4: *looks ill* I've never done that before in my life!
Me: Really, you're a D Member and you've never signed a reg card before?
I4: *smug* D Members don't have to!
Me: *pulling out list of D benefits...*
Oh really, and where did it say that? I go over the list of what D members get, and surprise surprise, not having to sign is NOT on the list unless they checkin online, which he did not do. He'll probably whine to Corp but IDC. Dick. It's just take a few seconds to sign the damn thing. Just. Sign. My manager says we have to get it. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Mitch (Man bitch. )
Me: a few more minutes
I1: *dramatic gasp* whaaaattttt!!!!!
Later, she said that I was rude to the manager. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Bitch!
I2: How dare you take payment from my mothers card!
Me: that's the card she gave us.
I2: OBVIOUSLY I was gonna pay for it! She's on a very tight budget!
Mw: we need a card at check in time.
I2: thief! I've never had a hotel say that!
Rating on the idiot scale: 9! A bitch and a liar too.
I3: *throwing her keys at me* I cannot have this room! I need a room that's ends with 2!
Me: *am completely dumbfounded in a long time* Um, wot
I3: 2! 2! I neeeeed to stay in a room that ends with 2! I neeeeeed to! I muuuuust!"
Me:... ...
Deciding that's she's nuts, I just give her what she wants and back away sloooowly... She's says thanks all sweet and then from her room, she calls on the phone:
I3: omg there's nothing here! No sheets! No towels! No pillows, no blankets!
Me: oh ok, I'll bring some up....
I3: *drowned out scream and hangs up*
Me: ....
A minute after that she calls again.
I3: oh never mind, I found them. *hangs up*
Me: wtf
Rating on idiot scale: 9.5 bitchy and cray cray
Me: please sign this reg card
I4: *looks ill* I've never done that before in my life!
Me: Really, you're a D Member and you've never signed a reg card before?
I4: *smug* D Members don't have to!
Me: *pulling out list of D benefits...*
Oh really, and where did it say that? I go over the list of what D members get, and surprise surprise, not having to sign is NOT on the list unless they checkin online, which he did not do. He'll probably whine to Corp but IDC. Dick. It's just take a few seconds to sign the damn thing. Just. Sign. My manager says we have to get it. Rating on the idiot scale: 10! Mitch (Man bitch. )
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