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  • Scorpion Attacks United Passenger

    A passenger flying to Calgary was stung by a scorpion when it fell out of an overhead bin.

    That is news United did not need with the week it had. Thankfully, the passenger is fine.
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  • #2
    Did the scorpion get downgraded to an overhead bin due to a "higher-priority" snake being given its seat?
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #3
      [snicker] As much as I think United's customer handling sucks, I'm not going to hassle them about the stowaway scorpion. Could have happened to any airline, really.
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      • #4
        Did Scorpion yell, "Get over here!" before attacking the customer?
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        • #5
          I doubt it. It wasn't Sub-Zero.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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          • #6
            United just cant get a break but depending on where the plane flew out of then I can see it getting in there united cant see what gets in between the walls till it comes out it just sucks for the passenger and united.

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            • #7
              The critical question: Was the scorpion a passenger? Or an employee?
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