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    A dipshit who forgot that paper money is flammable
    Article here.
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

    Who is John Galt?
    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

  • #2
    Hahaha, Everett. This is what happens when it rains for nine months straight. People forget how fire works.
    Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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    • #3
      The update is even better.
      I AM the evil bastard!
      A+ Certified IT Technician

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      • #4
        Quoth lordlundar View Post
        The update is even bettor.
        The odds are poor for those whizzards...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          I'll bet the bank was pissed.
          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          • #6
            Perhaps it's just me,but I try and keep any tender organs well away from flames of any kind....
            The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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            • #7


              Wow. I'd say these idiots need to find legitimate jobs, since they obviously suck at crime, but I'm not sure there are any jobs open to people who appear to have a vacuum between their ears.

              Except, perhaps, politics ...
              Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
              ~ Mr Hero

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              • #8
                Reminds me of these idiots from World's Dumbest. They used weapons-grade explosives to blow up the ATM...losing most of the money in the process.

                As Chuck Nice put it: "Here's why you don't blow up an ATM to get money. Because money...is made out of paper. And paper...is flammable."
                My Guide to Oblivion

                "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

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                • #9
                  Quoth catcul View Post
                  I'll bet the bank was pissed.
                  I would imagine so . . .

                  Both pissed on and pissed off!
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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