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    Customer calls in with a past due balance of $150 that is 43 days past due. At 55 days their cable box gets interrupted, and if they still don't pay they are subject to disconnection. He proceeds to tell me he spoke to someone who told him if he pays $50 of the past due he'd get a twenty (!) day extention to pay the remaining balance.

    I of course check the notes and not only don't find a record of such discussion, there's no record of him talking to anyone for weeks prior. I inform him as politely as possible that the full balance needs to be paid to avoid interruption and if he was told differently I was sorry. He tries to press the issue by stating that he was told he would get an extention, to which I had to get a little more forceful by flatly pointing out that even if he was told that, there's no way we could extend the time before interruption since it's all on an automated process. At this point he meekly asked to speak to "someone else" before remembering he needed to ask for a "higher-up" while still clinging to the belief that he would get his precious extention. I advised that anyone else he would talk to, including a supervisor, would tell him the same thing.

    I happily forwarded him to a supervisor. I didn't bother to chech the notes to see the results. I didn't need to, since it didn't matter if the supervisor wanted to cave in or not there is literally no way to give the guy what he wanted.
    "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

  • #2
    In the words of Willy Wonka:

    You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
    The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

    Believe dat.

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    • #3
      I want to take a recording of the Price Is Right "you lose" music to work so I can play it for people who are entitled or fail at scamming.
      "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

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      • #4
        Gotta give him credit for trying, though.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglĂ³id

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        • #5
          I really enjoy the calls we get from managers in our branches making special requests for "known" customers.

          It's almost an immediate supervisor request on first denial by myself.

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          • #6
            Remember, they will pull anything out of their arse and try it once (or twice, or thrice, depending on how dumb they are and thinking that phone reps never speak to one another about customers or make notes about customers).

            Close, but no cigar.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Ahem

              That is all.
              "How bloody difficult is it to take care of a DVD?"
              ~Me after any time I look at the back of a disc~

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              • #8
                so, would you say this was a truck of fail? or perhapse maybe an entire failroad.
                DILLIGAF

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                • #9
                  Quoth blas87 View Post
                  Remember, they will pull anything out of their arse and try it once (or twice, or thrice, depending on how dumb they are and thinking that phone reps never speak to one another about customers or make notes about customers).
                  I used to love that on overnights. The caller presumably thought they were calling some massive call center with hundreds of people.

                  In reality, at most there were seven of us, and sometimes as few as two.

                  Caller: Yeah, I just spoke to somebody a few minutes ago, and they said...
                  Me: If you could hold for a moment, I'll check...

                  And then I'd stand up, "Hey, did anybody speak to so and so and so?"
                  I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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                  • #10
                    Quoth TNT View Post
                    The caller presumably thought they were calling some massive call center with hundreds of people.
                    Heh. The other day I got a voicemail that was basically, "Hi, this is Julie from BankName. We're calling you because you're listed as a reference for John Doe (who is a friend of mine). Please call us back at 1-800-###-#### and give them reference number AG34823."

                    So I call back, wait several minutes for the next available teller after warring with an automated system that demanded to know my account number, and finally got a guy. I told him about the message. He asked me for the account number. I told him I didn't know it. He asked for John Doe's phone number. I know John moved recently, so I'm not sure what number he gave them, but I DO have a reference number! The guy says that he can't look it up by the reference number. No, he doesn't know who Julie is because she could've called from any of several massive call centers with hundreds of people. And furthermore, they have no account in the system for John Doe.

                    The week after that, I get another voicemail from the same company with only a phone number and reference number. I told my friend that the company was asking about him, and he said to just ignore the voicemail. The company hasn't called back.
                    A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different. Ich esse grĂ¼ne Bohnen im Nude. ~ "Of Love and Bunnies"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth TNT View Post
                      Me: If you could hold for a moment, I'll check...

                      And then I'd stand up, "Hey, did anybody speak to so and so and so?"
                      That's even better if you don't put them on hold or mute so they can hear you asking.
                      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                      The stupid is strong with this one.

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