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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Holy crap!
That's battery! That customer should have been an ex-customer. She should have been told to leave. And banned! WTF?
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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The author/columnist/grandpa is a former cop... who collects bowling balls for his cannon.. In another story he discouraged some midnight fireworkers by loading the cannon with 8 pounds of liquified cow poop in a ziplock bag...Quoth Ghel View Post
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I wonder how much he would charge me to come over to my street and do thatQuoth dalesys View PostThe author/columnist/grandpa is a former cop... who collects bowling balls for his cannon.. In another story he discouraged some midnight fireworkers by loading the cannon with 8 pounds of liquified cow poop in a ziplock bag...
When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Haven't read any of this guy's articles in a while. I would have told that lady she's no longer welcome at the restaurant. But we know how some managers are. "We're sorry for the inconvenience. Have some gift cards!"To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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His off-site brain* has told him he can't do that no more!Quoth MoonCat View PostI wonder how much he would charge me to come over to my street and do that
*Wife. Also the Herriman Police and Fire Departments.Last edited by dalesys; 07-19-2017, 11:56 AM.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I'll bet the restaurant in question is a chain restaurant so of course the manager is required to do everything possible to satisfy the poor customer who was SO inconvenienced by not having a lemon in her drinkComment
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Warning, disgusting imagery below:
What you should do is fling it into their gutters solid so when it rains it's an ocean of diarrhea
It worked for a pro revenge over on reddit, heheComment
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