Lost and found

[figgyx]

The other morning this dude calls the hotel and asks if we have a lost and found. I ask him what room did he stay in and he tells me he is calling on behalf of his sister and does not know the room number. I ask him what did she lose.

He says......Her virginity.

I hang up.

[brucetiki]

This wasn't the father of the bride that nearly got nicked, after the groom smashed the window in by any chance?

[South Texan]

This one reminded me again of why I never should be reading these stories while drinking from my coffee mug.
Rule #1 is very clear.
Now to clean the coffee off my monitor.

[EricKei]

Rule #1 is very clear.

Da na DUN DUN DUN, Another one bites the dust...

[dalesys]

This one reminded me again of why I never should be reading these stories while drinking from my coffee mug.
Rule #1 is very clear.
Now to clean the coffee off my monitor.

The makers of keyboards, monitors and mice should subsidize this site for all the purchases we cause.

[EricKei]

Works for me I could use a new Trackman mouse.

[WishfulSpirit]

The other morning this dude calls the hotel and asks if we have a lost and found. I ask him what room did he stay in and he tells me he is calling on behalf of his sister and does not know the room number. I ask him what did she lose.

He says......Her virginity.

I hang up.

I had someone call (kids' sports teams) saying they'd lost their butt. I said we had some at the desk they could borrow. I think that's the ONLY time I have managed to actually give a clever response right in the moment.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Lost and Found Desk.

[Rosco the Iroc]

I'd say-
with the crowd of guys in her room anyone could have it
*click*
did you ask your dad?
*click*
I got it and the clap
*click*
This is a hotel not her 1st grade coat room
*click*
how did you manage to put it back?
*click*
for $200 I wouldn't she lost it
*click*
lost? she gave it up for 33 cents, gave a new meaning to the term "loose change"
*click*

[Deserted]

This wasn't the father of the bride that nearly got nicked, after the groom smashed the window in by any chance?

And what makes you think that a member of such a fine upstanding family would make it to her wedding night still a virgin?

[taxguykarl]

And what makes you think that a member of such a fine upstanding family would make it to her wedding night still a virgin?

Cheap shot, but probably accurate.

[ladydyani]

Works for me I could use a new Trackman mouse.

Good luck. I've been looking for years.

[EricKei]

ld: I actually lucked out and got my last one or two from Logitech's "B-stock" (returns, dings & dents & scrapes, etc) page for around $35. Not bad for a sturdy mouse that lasts 5-7 years even with daily, 8+ hour a day usage. The LMB & RMB on this one are dying, and cleaning the crud out from under them is no longer helping...eBay is often a good place to look (and sometimes amazon); they just cost more. >_< I use the model shown above, normally.

[Naaman]

Well, they do have the new MX Ergo. Not cheap but should last a while, although why they made it wireless is a bit of mystery.

[EricKei]

I really don't wanna be bothered with replacing batteries every time they die mid game x.x

I guess their thought was something like: People who travel a lot seem to prefer wireless everything (fewer cables to deal with), and are likely to have limited desk space, so, BAM! Wirless mouse that can be used without moving the mouse itself around on your lap/desk/airline seat tray.