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  • Apparently I am a cookie snob

    A couple of days ago, in an effort to be lazy, I bought a tub of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie dough. I mean, it's pretty much the gold standard of chocolate chip cookies, right? You'd think the premade dough would be at least okay, right? ....No. I baked a pan of cookies with that dough and they were disgusting. Easily the very worst cookies I have ever encountered. Seriously, how does a company screw up their own cookies to the extent where they are gross and inedible? They were so oily, they squished when you bit into them. I have no doubt they'd freakin' DRIP oil if you took one and squeezed it. Blargh.
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    Quoth Kittish View Post
    A couple of days ago, in an effort to be lazy, I bought a tub of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie dough. I mean, it's pretty much the gold standard of chocolate chip cookies, right? You'd think the premade dough would be at least okay, right? ....No. I baked a pan of cookies with that dough and they were disgusting. Easily the very worst cookies I have ever encountered. Seriously, how does a company screw up their own cookies to the extent where they are gross and inedible? They were so oily, they squished when you bit into them. I have no doubt they'd freakin' DRIP oil if you took one and squeezed it. Blargh.
    sounds like cheap cost cutting. probably replacing butter with oil.

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    • #3
      Perhaps it was made from the last batch of Gran's just before she died and there were only some relatives in France that might know the recipe...


      *cookies for reference....oh wait...erm *
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      • #4
        Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
        Perhaps it was made from the last batch of Gran's just before she died and there were only some relatives in France that might know the recipe...


        *cookies for reference....oh wait...erm *
        Phoebe on Friends. Was there any nutmeg in that recipe?
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          If you're a real cookie snob, there's a certain octopus you should listen to...

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