Asshole.
Me ( who else?)
JC (not that one, Jerky Caller)
A not-unusual call:
Me: *state agency*, me speaking.
JC: I really resent having to press 1 for English...blargle....national language...Rush Limbaugh....blargle...foreigners....blah!
Me: And what is it I can help you with today?
What I want to say: How unfortunate that you live in a diverse country/world, where everyone isn't exactly like you. Poor you! One where our agency realizes that new citizens may not be completely comfortable using English. Where you, sir or ma'am, had to go through the excruciating pain of pressing an additional button on your phone. The oppression you just experienced is as nothing compared to the struggles of people who came here, have to learn our language, become a citizen, get a job, and deal with utter shitheads like you! On the upside, if that's the most oppressive thing you have to deal with today, I can think of a lot of people who'd like to change places with you.
Many thanks to Gravekeeper for their previous post--I now refer to these callers as the Butt Monkey Fiesta. It's catching on at my work.
Me ( who else?)
JC (not that one, Jerky Caller)
A not-unusual call:
Me: *state agency*, me speaking.
JC: I really resent having to press 1 for English...blargle....national language...Rush Limbaugh....blargle...foreigners....blah!
Me: And what is it I can help you with today?
What I want to say: How unfortunate that you live in a diverse country/world, where everyone isn't exactly like you. Poor you! One where our agency realizes that new citizens may not be completely comfortable using English. Where you, sir or ma'am, had to go through the excruciating pain of pressing an additional button on your phone. The oppression you just experienced is as nothing compared to the struggles of people who came here, have to learn our language, become a citizen, get a job, and deal with utter shitheads like you! On the upside, if that's the most oppressive thing you have to deal with today, I can think of a lot of people who'd like to change places with you.
Many thanks to Gravekeeper for their previous post--I now refer to these callers as the Butt Monkey Fiesta. It's catching on at my work.
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