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  • Do Vanishing Spells work on people? Asking for a friend ...

    So it happened today ... a customer and her friend came in and asked for two Butterbeer Lattes.

    Why is there never a Death Eater around when you need one?
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    Or a Dementor...

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    • #3
      I corrected my department manager's spelling and she disappeared.
      Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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      • #4
        Speaking of Death Eaters, I received a document today from a new vendor. It was signed by T. Riddle. So it is possible we are now using Death Eaters as contracted labor.

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        • #5
          Quoth Gerrinson View Post
          Speaking of Death Eaters, I received a document today from a new vendor. It was signed by T. Riddle. So it is possible we are now using Death Eaters as contracted labor.
          Sounds like one of the Riddles who was born a Squib and had to settle for Manchester Grammar.

          Joking aside, I know butterbeer recipes exist online. If your coffee shop makes them, it will be my watering hole.
          Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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          • #6
            We have a new place opened in our town-the Cauldron... Harry Potter themed pub... and the local pubs have been known to do themed drinks...butterbeers are common orders amongst the students here.Of course it helps that our city is home to Diagon Alley....
            The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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            • #7
              If only Starbucks could do a Butterbeer latte, something with caramel and rum... alas, that would be copyright infringement. Also, I'd want real alcohol.

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              • #8
                Quoth Gerrinson View Post
                Speaking of Death Eaters, I received a document today from a new vendor. It was signed by T. Riddle. So it is possible we are now using Death Eaters as contracted labor.
                Well, they had to find something after Voldemort's demise, since global domination was no longer an option...
                Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                ~ Mr Hero

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                • #9
                  I've tried to force choke people though the phone.
                  AkaiKitsune
                  Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
                    I've tried to force choke people though the phone.
                    I think everyone who's ever worked in a call center has tried to a few times. I know I have.
                    "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                    "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seanette View Post
                      I think everyone who's ever worked in a call center has tried to a few times. I know I have.
                      And when that failed, I discovered seppeku with a keyboard isn't possible

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
                        I've tried to force choke people though the phone.
                        Quoth Seanette View Post
                        I think everyone who's ever worked in a call center answered phones for any job has tried to a few million times. I know I have.

                        I had to fix that for you

                        AND there STILL no electro-shock-thru-the-phone-button I SO want this. The one downside these days is cell phones don't know where they are to safely "shock" them
                        Last edited by Racket_Man; 01-15-2018, 04:09 AM.
                        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                          AND there STILL no electro-shock-thru-the-phone-button I SO want this. The one downside these days is cell phones don't know where they are to safely "shock" them
                          I have SO longed for such a feature. Not to seriously harm anyone, but just to get their attention and maybe reboot their brains.
                          "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                          "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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                          • #14
                            You'd stand a better chance getting the brightness control on the television to turn up the intelligence of what you're watching.
                            Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kristev View Post
                              You'd stand a better chance getting the brightness control on the television to turn up the intelligence of what you're watching.


                              That's true.
                              "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                              "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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