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  • Sometimes I...

    This might be considered a "game" of sorts.

    Just complete the sentence.

    Sometimes I __________

    It can be a word or phrase. Real or fictional. Humorous or not.

    Like:

    Sometimes I push all the buttons in an elevator.
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

  • #2
    Sometimes I drink juice directly from the carton.

    (only if there is a tiny bit left and I don't feel like washing a glass)
    https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

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    • #3
      Sometimes I make up a song about something that's making me mad. It's often to the tune of Gilligan's Island.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Sometimes I...wait, no I don't.
        Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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        • #5
          Sometimes I wonder about what would happen if all the people that made fun of the "nerds" and "geeks" who create all the cool technology weren't allowed to use it.
          Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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          • #6
            Sometimes I actually give a shit.

            It doesn't last long, though.

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            • #7
              Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                Quoth EricKei View Post
                Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner...
                ^__^

                Sometimes I feel like a man in the wilderness...

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                • #9
                  Quoth EricKei View Post
                  Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner...
                  Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone...
                  “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
                  One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                  The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                  • #10
                    Sometimes I'm actually cheerful . . . for roughly thirty seconds.
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • #11
                      Sometimes I carry my cat because it's easier than trying to avoid tripping on him.
                      Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                      • #12
                        Sometimes I borrow my partner's body wash when he's gone because I want to smell like him.
                        "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                        -Mira Furlan

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                        • #13
                          Sometimes I'm just so tired that just getting out of bed is a victory.

                          Sometimes I feel like Sisyphus. No matter how hard I try, I always seem to end up back where I started.

                          Sometimes I wonder what the point of anything is, since no matter how hard I try I never seem to get anywhere.

                          Sometimes I feel selfish and self-centred for feeling so miserable, since everything could be so much worse.

                          Sometimes I feel all of the above, but I keep going anyway, and I feel that I've actually done quite well today. Then I read through these Boggle and things don't seem quite so bad.
                          "It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant

                          Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger

                          The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.

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                          • #14
                            Sometimes I scroll through twitter just to see pics of cute cats from all the accounts I follow. (About half of my feed is cats. The rest is gamers and other awesome people.)
                            "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                            -Mira Furlan

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                            • #15
                              Soetimes (frequently) I send up my children. Example: "Dad, my kitchen light burned out. Should I get a new bulb or replace the fixture?"

                              GoD (Good Old Dad): "Yes."

                              I want it to be a challenge when they pick my rest home... finding one bad enough!
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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