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    Amusing esoteric programming language!

    It's called LOLCODE, and it's based on LOLCats speak...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

    Example:

    HAI 1.0
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    I HAS A VAR
    IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
    IM OUTTA YR LOOP
    KTHXBYE
    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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    ...But does is have OPSHUN EXPLICIT ?
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      I still say cats are quite intelligent enough to be able to spell properly and use correct grammar.
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      • #4
        Quoth mjr View Post
        It's called LOLCODE, and it's based on LOLCats speak...

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

        Example:

        HAI 1.0
        CAN HAS STDIO?
        I HAS A VAR
        IM IN YR LOOP
        UP VAR!!1
        VISIBLE VAR
        IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
        IM OUTTA YR LOOP
        KTHXBYE

        For some reason I remember code that actually looked like that
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        • #5
          Quoth Seanette View Post
          I still say cats are quite intelligent enough to be able to spell properly and use correct grammar.
          Oh they are, but they know better than to let silly humans know cats are much smarter then them.

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