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  • And on today's edition of "things I can stick up holes not to be stuck"

    Boy gets a USB cable stuck in his penis

    Obviously very NSFW....but just.....WHY?!?!?!?!

  • #2
    ....I got nothing. He probably either saw something online or got dared to do it. At least he cut the connector off first.

    (this takes "recharging yourself" to a whole new level)
    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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    • #3
      Guys sticking things up their urethra is actually a fairly common thing, but with all the obvious (and less obvious) hazards. Getting something into the bladder that way does require a certain amount of misguided determination.

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      • #4
        This little dickie cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          This little dickie cried "Wii! Wii! Wii!" all the way home.
          FTFY

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          • #6
            Urethral sounding is a common practice. Specially manufactured devices are available for this practice. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to provide links to these devices.

            This article is a good example of why you should not stick objects in your orifices that were not designed to be inserted in those orifices. The concrete enema comes to mind.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Quoth catcul View Post
              The concrete enema comes to mind.
              I think my brain just broke. Why? Just why?
              A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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              • #8
                The real question is did he try inserting it, then turned it around after it wouldn't work the first time? And then flip it back around when he realized he was right the first time?
                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                • #9
                  Quoth catcul View Post
                  Urethral sounding is a common practice. Specially manufactured devices are available for this practice. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to provide links to these devices.

                  This article is a good example of why you should not stick objects in your orifices that were not designed to be inserted in those orifices. The concrete enema comes to mind.
                  Oh, I know urethral sounding is a thing definitely. My take on that is "whatever floats your boat, but DO IT SAFELY." (This is the reason why butt plugs have flared bases...)

                  There was a story I posted under my old account (fireheart) which involved a guy sticking a fork all the way up his penis (which also got mentioned in the link I posted above).

                  THAT one had the rare and dubious honour of actually being used as a case study in a medical journal and is available in full text to boot, complete with pictures (This is the link to the journal article in question by the way - NSFW as there are pictures of visible cock in there)

                  Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                  The real question is did he try inserting it, then turned it around after it wouldn't work the first time? And then flip it back around when he realized he was right the first time?
                  I love you.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dendawg View Post
                    This little dickie cried "Wii! Wii! Wii!" all the way home.
                    After all, it was his joystick.
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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