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  • There Is No Story In Balamory

    Miss Marple is Slipping

    An old lady came to me with a roll of contact paper.

    "I found this in the clearance aisle but the scanner says it's ten dollars. That's clearly not the clearance price so it must be in the wrong place. I'm trying to find where it goes."

    Rather than argue with her, I politely took it from her and asked if I could help her find anything else. By now you know that most of my customers have only one good song in them so I just waited until she was out of eye sight and brought it back to the clearance aisle.

    She showed up almost right behind me and said, "That doesn't go there. It's ten dollars and that's not the clearance price so it doesn't go in clearance."

    I waved a manager down who happened to have a handheld. She confirmed it was clearance and that was all there was to it. But the lady clearly did not believe that ten dollars was a reasonable clearance price.

    It Just Doesn't Make Sense

    A guy was examining a package of underpants that were marked down to nine dollars. He showed me that the sticker said, "Was 7.50, Now 9.00."

    "I just don't get it," he said, very smugly. You know in that tone that you reserve for when you think you've caught someone in a lie and you're just trying to set them up to trap themselves.

    I scanned the product. It was nine dollars. But I told the customer that because the tag shows a lower price, if he wanted to get it for that price, the cashier would gladly change it.

    "I just don't get it," he said, as if I was running a big racket.

    What's not to get? Someone with the ticket gun screwed up. That's all there is to it. I marked the packages I could find so that the 9.00 was clearly the price but there were others in the clearance aisle and I just didn't have enough time to track them all down.

    Pants! We Want Pants!

    Someone is bound to experience some flashbacks from this episode.

    A woman came up to me with a pair of pants that rang up as 20 dollars. Clearance. Her "crew" stood by the other clearance pants and pointed out to be some of them were 13, some were 15, and some were 20.

    There were different brands, different sizes, different styles. Some come from different seasonal sales. I wasn't about to explain all this because these were not people to whom you could explain anything. I just said, "I don't know, I don't handle the pricing."

    Today in Balamory, we learned that clearance prices are just prices that were marked down from their original price. They could be as low as a dollar or as high as one hundred dollars but you're getting those things at a fraction of what they would originally have cost.
    Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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    Quoth TheWolfEmperor View Post
    There were different brands, different sizes, different styles. Some come from different seasonal sales. I wasn't about to explain all this because these were not people to whom you could explain anything. I just said, "I don't know, I don't handle the pricing."

    Today in Balamory, we learned that clearance prices are just prices that were marked down from their original price. They could be as low as a dollar or as high as one hundred dollars but you're getting those things at a fraction of what they would originally have cost.
    OMG i'm having flashbacks to my days in retail. I especially hated when certain colors would get marked down, but others, like black, white etc. would not. And no convincing customers that YES only certain colors are on sale would do .
    Last edited by EricKei; 11-13-2018, 04:48 PM. Reason: trimmed quote

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    • #3
      "Here are some words that rhyme with 'Corey'. Story, glory...allegory...Montessori..."

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      • #4
        Quoth Catwoman2965 View Post
        OMG i'm having flashbacks to my days in retail. I especially hated when certain colors would get marked down, but others, like black, white etc. would not. And no convincing customers that YES only certain colors are on sale would do .
        Hated from the customer side too. Last time I went shirt-shopping: Same brand, the boring shirts were on sale, the colorful ones weren't.

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        • #5
          Quoth Catwoman2965 View Post
          OMG i'm having flashbacks to my days in retail. I especially hated when certain colors would get marked down, but others, like black, white etc. would not. And no convincing customers that YES only certain colors are on sale would do .
          This reminds me: I ran into that a week or so ago. A couple had bought some item (blinds, I believe) but were puzzled and a bit irked as to why two blinds, EXACTLY the same EXCEPT for the colour, were different prices. I had to get the head cashier over to explain that yes, different colours do sell for different prices, and yes, some colours NEVER go on sale. Welcome to retail ...
          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
          ~ Mr Hero

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          • #6
            My sis ran into this nonsense when she worked at Kohls. Somebody argued with her because a shirt that was on sale rang up at $2, whereas another one rang up at $1. She couldn't understand why sis couldn't let her have the $2 shirt for $1.

            The price is what the price is. Take it or leave it.
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth TheWolfEmperor View Post
              But the lady clearly did not believe that ten dollars was a reasonable clearance price.

              Someone is bound to experience some flashbacks from this episode.
              Yeah, flashbacks to both of these. Some fabric was really expensive and if the clearance price wasn't like $1 per yard people would get all upset. Fabric isn't really that cheap, people, get over it.

              I can't tell you how many times I had to explain to people that all the flannel wasn't on sale. Sometimes it was other fabric, but for some reason flannel was a huge issue.

              "This flyer says flannel is $2.49!"
              It says Cheap Brand flannel is $2.49, you have a Premium Brand Flannel which is not on sale
              "No, it says FLANNEL is on sale, and this is flannel!"
              (just imagine this went on for several more minutes, if I was in a good mood I'd try the following logic)
              Yes, it's flannel but we have different brands. For example, at the grocery store they have many types of apples, but they are different prices. Maybe Granny Smith are on sale, but Red Delicious aren't. It's the same, but with fabric.
              "Humph, these sales are too confusing, I never get what I want when I come in here!"

              Now, I know sometimes things are mixed up, (that's what happens when they decide that like three people are enough to keep the store running) and sometimes I would override a price, especially if they had a bunch of sale flannel and one non-sale flannel which looked very similar to the sale ones. But if they came up with a cart full of premium flannel which had clearly been in the CORRECT place, which had signage that said Premium Brand, then NO SALE PRICE FOR YOU. Okay, flashback over.
              Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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              • #8
                How does that saying go? "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you further"?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mental_Mouse View Post
                  Hated from the customer side too. Last time I went shirt-shopping: Same brand, the boring shirts were on sale, the colorful ones weren't.
                  Thirded; this frustrates me, too. In that ONE particular scenario, though, I can understand -- After all, prints likely cost a bit more to make, and maybe they sell better. Thus, no need to discount them, as they're gonna sell anyway.

                  Quoth notalwaysright View Post
                  "Humph, these sales are too confusing, I never get what I want when I come in here!"
                  ...And you keep coming back here, WHY, exactly???

                  Quoth emax4 View Post
                  How does that saying go? "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you further"?
                  Sounds about right to me

                  points to his ever-changing sig
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                  Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                  "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pixelated View Post
                    This reminds me: I ran into that a week or so ago. A couple had bought some item (blinds, I believe) but were puzzled and a bit irked as to why two blinds, EXACTLY the same EXCEPT for the colour, were different prices. I had to get the head cashier over to explain that yes, different colours do sell for different prices, and yes, some colours NEVER go on sale. Welcome to retail ...
                    Had this the last time I replaced my phone, the blacks & dark greys were sold out everywhere but everyone had buckets Rose Gold. Even when everything was back in stock the pink rose gold ones were consistently £10 - 20 cheaper.
                    Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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