It's not cut

[Racket_Man]

I think this is a case of just being willfully blind.

I had to deliver a re-make pizza. I hand the customer the pizza box and return to my car. As I am almost pulling out of their driveway, the customer comes back out and waves to me. I roll down my window. The customer indicates there is a problem. I reply that any problem they need to call the store. NO they want me to see/"witness" the problem.

I get back up the stairs a they open the box and show me the pizza. OK looks normal. They then claim the pizza is not cut and was just thrown into the box. I look at the pie and can clearly see the crust had indeed been cut but as with all products with a good amount of MELTED cheese on the cut marks on the inner pie and melted over and are not really visible. I point out the crust is indeed cut. NO IT IS NOT CUT THIS IS BULLSHIT.

I tell him the pizza is cut and POINT to the cut marks. I then walk back to my car and return to the store.

[RealUnimportant]

It's almost as if hot melty cheese flows back together after a knife has been through it... Damn you, physics!

[csquared]

How do these people manage to get dressed in the morning?

[Sheldonrs]

"It's not cut" - Just tell them the pizza was circumcised by professionals. :-)

[dalesys]

Oh, for the ability to summon a stentorian "cut of the cheese" on command...

[bainsidhe]

Well on the positive side, proof positive their pizza was correct and that they shouldn't get another free pizza. Of course your company seems to enjoy giving out freebies so...

I once received a pizza with no cheese. It took some convincing on my part that yes, I know what cheese looks like. Yes, I know what even a "little" amount of cheese looks like, and what a pizza with "lots" of sauce looks like. Rest assured, the cheese was not hiding - my pizza had NO cheese. This was the one and only time I'd even contacted the store with a complaint, too.

[notalwaysright]

One time I went to pull the first piece from a pizza and the crust ripped right off, lol! The pizza was cut, mostly, but not all the way through in that spot. A knife fixed it, since I'm a normal person who has simple problem solving skills.

[Monterey Jack]

"You gotta cut me, Mick, cut me...!" [cookies for ref]

[SpyOne]

I think cookies should be reserved for obscure references, and Rocky is not obscure.

[Dave0523]

Maybe they're thinking of a commercial where they slap down a steaming pizza, everyone grabs a slice, and they all come apart perfectly...

[greek_jester]

The pizza was cut, mostly, but not all the way through in that spot. A knife fixed it, since I'm a normal person who has simple problem solving skills.

I usually use kitchen scissors if it's not deep-pan. You can pull the slice away as you're cutting as well, so you don't end up with foot-long strings of melted cheese stretching back to the edge of the pizza.

IIRC correctly you can buy pizza scissors as well, that have a spatula attached that lets you lift the slice in one motion with the last cut.

Found it!

[taxguykarl]

How do these people manage to get dressed in the morning?

Assuming they do, of course

[csquared]

Assuming they do, of course

I am assuming they did as RM said nothing about them coming to the door naked.

[dalesys]

I am assuming they did as RM said nothing about them coming to the door naked.

Their mother dresses them once a week in trap-door jammies.

[Ironclad Alibi]

How do these people manage to get dressed in the morning?

We have it on good opinion that they don't get dressed in the morning.