2 schmucks in one day pt.3/A for avoidance/The Back

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

#1 Stupid old lady: This regular shopping woman was in the person's line across from me and was saying stupid things like after the cashier scanned a few of her items she shut her light off and she said Am I not supposed to be at this counter? After scanning more stuff she had a purse and told her to put some groceries in there which I thought was pointless because about 90% of her stuff is in plastic bags. THis cashier was with this woman for like 5 to 7 minutes while the lady was yapping away as her debit maching was swiped 8 times and couldn't swipe no more. She was hysterical saying I hope I don't have to go to another till so the other person rings my stuff all over again Well.. for your stupidity I think you do deserve someone to do that.

#2 Stupid pissed off scammer:This happened at Courtesy. Apparently this guy needed money for bus tickets badly so having his bank statement he for some stupid reason assumed that our store owed him money for a return he did a while ago. One of my managers checked the transaction statement and came to the conclusion that we didn't owe him money. So he goes on and on about how the bank can't give him cash and how Visa can't give him money, only this store. blah blah blah. He gets somewhat Verbally abusive and leaves.

:headbang:

A for avoidance: this happened a while back on my Final Fantasy Retail trek walking around the sales floor doing an EAS audit (Checking sensor tags on items and recording the ones that don't have one so it can be submitted to Loss Prevention online Monthly). I was at the dog leashes concentrating on my work when this guy stand next to me. after I'm finish counting the tags and recording which ones don't have one this guy looks at me and says (Did you get an A for Avoidance". I'm like well you didn't say anything.

I will only respond to people when they say excuse me, If you just stand in front of me how in the hell do I know you need something.

The Back: Why do customers think we have a special warpzone called "the back" where we keep merchandise that's not on the sales floor. We have a stockroom where things are perged on the sales floor and no extras are left around. Wait until the next day and remember... Retail doesn't have a thing called "the back". That's unsold shipment,overstock or recalled items.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Once, my ass-man got WHISTLED at!
"HEY! dude, I whistled ya!"
"Ah, sorry, me I whistle for my DOG."
The back is a magical place where unicorns prance in a field of flowers along with the item the customer wants.

No one has ever found it, it is but legend.

[justZu]

The Back: Why do customers think we have a special warpzone called "the back" where we keep merchandise that's not on the sales floor. We have a stockroom where things are perged on the sales floor and no extras are left around. Wait until the next day and remember... Retail doesn't have a thing called "the back". That's unsold shipment,overstock or recalled items.

Ah, but you see, sometimes when the stars are aligned properly, the back becomes a magical place.

Honestly, last Christmas I was shopping at Best Buy and needed two copies of a Nintendo DS game for my sons. I asked the employee if he knew anything about when more would be arriving(their computer sometimes has delivery dates)...and HE SAID THEY HAD SOME IN THE BACK!!!!!1!!!!OMGPONIES!!1!!! Then he went and got them for me. I was beyond shocked. I never ask for stuff from the back, because I know it doesn't exist. Apparently, he knew they had just got the shipment in, and he was a super nice guy.

So, if that had happened to a reglar SC, it would be their proof that we are always hiding things in our magical back rooms.

[JustADude]

Ah, but you see, sometimes when the stars are aligned properly, the back becomes a magical place.

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So, if that had happened to a reglar SC, it would be their proof that we are always hiding things in our magical back rooms.

Ah, but if you'd been a SC, the games would have vanished and been as unto nothingness, since only those who hold pure the Retail Faith as passed down in the Books of Gord, and are truly righteous in their hearts, are blessed with the miracles of The Back.