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  • Herding cats, nailing Jello to a wall...

    This about describes what this curbside-pickup rollout is gonna be.

    I've been back at my home store since Sunday, and the corporate trainer working with me was shocked at how small our staging area is (my half of my shared dormroom in college was bigger). We should have gotten a "compact" layout, so that all our staging (dry, hot, frozen, chilled) is all within six feet max of my desk. Our dry staging as well as the hot-foods warmer is on plain shelves across the office hallway, and I strongly suspect that I'll have to start shouting at people to not use that for random storage....I also suspect that we're going to have people using the warmer to heat up food.

    I never got a training schedule, either people- or hours-wise. The only way I found out about it was when C (SM) called me at 9AM Monday "Where are you? You were supposed to be here at 8"...the only schedule that I ever received for this week was my regular PM SCO schedule. I'd been badgering C for a schedule for nearly two weeks. C then tore a strip off of AM...he thought AM was supposed to have communicated this to me, when AM knew even less than I did. Yes, AM was the one that set up my training initially, but C implied that he was the one setting up my training here (and implied that he would be the one doing my initial schedule). AM and G were not too happy when I told them what happened with C; they were both apologetic, but ultimately C held responsibility to get me that schedule as that is what he led me to believe (AM would have given me the schedule if C had provided it to him which obviously didn't happen).

    According to C, I am supposed to crosstrain all of the cashiers...who, seeing how shortstaffed we are, are cashiering so I can't train them until someone takes over on that register (I also wound up on SCO for most of today due to callouts and other stupidity). Most of the cashiers left on the list don't come in until I'm about to leave, and a training shop can take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour depending on how busy the store is and how serious the person is about this. I was never provided with a schedule of who to train and when, just a list of names and shifts. So the cashiers don't even know that they have to be trained on something (shouldn't that also be the manager's responsibility?). I had to change my shifts tomorrow and Friday to midshifts (10-6) in a last-ditch effort to catch as many people as I can.

    There are also a few people on that list that I just do not trust to get any aspect of this right without constant babysitting (and a few supervisors don't trust them either), so I don't want to waste my time and effort; shoppers need to be able to pick an order correctly on their own with minimal intervention from me.

    Looks like I need to mix up another batch or twelve of cannagummies for this ride....
    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 06-24-2021, 01:06 AM.
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  • #2
    So maybe we should herd jello and nail cats to the wall?

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    • #3
      Leave the innocent kitties out of this!

      DS, you might find this old commercial amusing.
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      • #4
        I remember that ad.

        Actually, I could probably get real cats to do the job...train them to "fetch", get the pick list beforehand, bait the intended items with catnip. The fact that the cats would straight-up ignore other people is a definite plus.
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        • #5
          We do not harm cats in any way. On the other hand, since I hate it, feel free to harm Jell-O in any way that you wish.

          How is anything even supposed to be done under such chaos?
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          • #6
            Quoth Kristev View Post
            ... How is anything even supposed to be done under such chaos?
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            • #7
              Got it in one. C has no idea how this place actually works; he's a very 'by-the-book' manager. Our sucktomers have forced us to rip up that book, burn it and come up with our own while still keeping Corp happy.

              My primary backup person has said that as long as everything on the audit list gets done, that's fine. We have a "communication board" on the wall...hahaha. Nobody has time for that and I'm sure as hell not going to. Except maybe for the important metrics like pick rate, errors, carryout time etc.

              I've developed my own system for shopping; I'm only going to try so hard to wrangle people. Not everyone works the same way and I can't afford to lose bodies by making them do something in a way that they can't grasp...but if someone is consistently screwing up we will punt them back to the front end and tell SM "if you want this to work, you need to give us people who want to work".
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              • #8
                I feel your pain, but I just gotta say... Herding cats is easy. Walk around with an open can of tuna. They'll go whereever you want them to.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Kittish View Post
                  I feel your pain, but I just gotta say... Herding cats is easy. Walk around with an open can of tuna. They'll go whereever you want them to.
                  The problem is...
                  That after a few minutes they start climbing.


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                  • #10
                    When I had cats, I didn't even need to do that much. I swear that at least one of them knew what the word "tuna" meant, as he would run to the kitchen if someone said it and start in on his usual unearthly eldritch "GIVE ME THE FISHIES AND YOUR END WILL BE SWIFT" yowl.
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                    • #11
                      I actually had a cat who didn't care about tuna. He wasn't even interested for himself. But he did demand shares for his two adopted kitten daughters, or so my brother told me. I wouldn't know, as the smell of seafood makes my stomach turn, so I avoid it.
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                      • #12
                        I'm really not sure canned tuna actually qualifies as "fish," tbh. Fresh, whole/filleted fish should NOT smell strong at all. That being said, I'm sorry it messes with yer stomach x.x
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                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                        • #13
                          I think that it’s considered canned fish that is edible unlike canned fermented herring aka Surströmming or the Islandic shark.
                          I can agree with Kristen that fish that being cooked can upset a tummy but that’s the cooking causing the smell not the ingredients by itself.

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                          • #14
                            If it's fresh when being cooked, fish shouldn't smell that much. At least when we cook it, the primary aroma is whatever we decide to cook with it (spices, veg, etc).
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                            • #15
                              Canned tuna isn't fresh fish though, never has been and never will be. It's cooked; not sure it that's before it's canned or after.
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