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  • Time Travelling Woman who demands a tech (long and ranty)

    Had a woman come into the store today. Accent, with OK English. I didn't have much difficulty understanding her, but this may have played into the overall problem.

    Anyway, she said she had purchased an HP photo printer last week and could not get it to work correctly. She could use its built in card reader to transer photos to her computer, but could not get it to print at all. Now, from what she said it was obvious that she had the printer physically set up correctly if she could access the card reader, so that would suggest a driver problem or a defective printer. She *claimed* to have downloaded the latest drivers from HP. Which I doubt.

    Here's where it gets interesting.

    She asked about our EasyTech service. "Our Geek Squad" she called it.

    Me: Yes, we call it EasyTech. What about it?

    SC: They wouldn't come to help me!!! I paid for the service and they didn't come!!!!

    Me: Ok, hold on a moment, please

    *grabs brochure for Technical Support and Protection plan*

    Me: Is this the service you bought?

    SC: YES!!!

    Me: Ok. With this service plan, they don't usually dispatch techs. It's an option that they have, but for most printers, if it can't be fixed over the phone, they'll just have it replaced, since it's not cost-effective to send a tech for anything but the most expensive printers.

    SC: But the guy said that if I had a problem they would COME TO MY HOUSE to fix it! And they won't come.

    Me: Well whoever sold you the service plan shouldn't have told you that. Like I said, it's easier to just replace the printer than send someone out to fix it.

    Apparently she had simply called the number in the TSP brochure and simply demanded a tech be dispatched, and refused to discuss any other options with them. Eventually I was able to tell her that she should go home and try calling either HP or the TSP number again to see if the problem could be resolved, and failing that, she could just bring the printer in and we'd replace it.

    Me: You said you only got it last week, right.

    SC: Yes, last week. May 18......yeah......May 18. Last week.

    Today: June 5.

    Hmmm......as far as I know, that's 2.5 weeks ago, and if May 18 was "last week" to her, then she must have come another week and a half into the future. Which is funny, because I dont' remember seeing a DeLorean parked outside, and I would DEFINITELY have noticed that.

    Me: Ok, well, since that's outside our 14 day return policy, I can't authorize a return. But since you bought our service plan, if you call them back, they'll take care of it for you.

    She left, apparently satisfied with my explanation of everything.

    Oh wait, that can't be.....no, of course not.

    Fast forward about an hour. A call came in that was directed to the Manager on Duty. It was her. She was arguing with him for a good 15 minutes (I could not believe how long he stayed on the phone with her). It seems that despite the fact that I had explained to her in detail what the TSP woudl give her, she just repeated to them her demand that they send a tech to her house to fix the the printer. He repeated my explanation several times, and she just didn't (or wouldn't) get it. Eventually he gets her off the phone.

    Me: Was that a woman calling about an HP printer?

    MOD: yep.

    Me: What the hell? I already talked to her!

    MOD: Yeah well, she didn't listen to me either. And I think she didn't even get the printer form us, I think she got it from North [Location].

    Me: Figures.


    STILL not done!

    An hour later, the MOD was paged to the service desk for "customer assistance." Her again! She proceeded to yell and scream about the lack of service from the TSP, an ultimately left with a new printer that she didnt' deserve. Probably a refund for the TSP as well, though I didn't ask about that. I just steered clear the whole time.

    I hate my job sometimes
    Last edited by Dave1982; 06-06-2007, 03:46 AM.
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  • #2
    *pauses reading post till the facial tic stops* The worst part is you had to deal with her face-to-face, because we dealing with them over the phone you can visulize creativly about wht they look like...
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    • #3
      She had a problem with her printer, but no one in her time period could help her. So she built a time machine and travelled to the super-advanced world of Next Tuesday, where she was somewhat disappointed we don't all have giant thumbs growing out of our chests. But that won't come to pass until the amazing civilization of Next Thursday...

      Kudos to anyone who gets that reference :P
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      • #4
        This might be a stupid question, but did anyone ask her if she took the tape of the cartidges?

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        • #5
          Or maybe if she had bothered installing the printer? Took it out of the box? Plugged it in and turned it on? There are a myriad of technologically challenged people out there. It's entirely possible she'll come back later and tell you the new one doesn't work either, and you'll find out that it's because of an ID-ten-T error... (aka ID10T)
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          • #6
            But that was the whole problem! In the post it says she absolutly refused to do any troubleshooting, she was bound and determined to get someone to come to her house and do it for her.
            I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

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            • #7
              Quoth Polenicus View Post
              She had a problem with her printer, but no one in her time period could help her. So she built a time machine and travelled to the super-advanced world of Next Tuesday, where she was somewhat disappointed we don't all have giant thumbs growing out of our chests. But that won't come to pass until the amazing civilization of Next Thursday...

              Kudos to anyone who gets that reference :P
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