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  • My first Paris-wantabe

    Yes and she even sounded just like the South Park Paris!.

    She had on Jeans two sizes too small (and ladies, it don't work when you have an inch of belly fat spilling over the tight jeans)

    Yeah, I know:

    She sounded half asleep/ half drunk. The circles around her eyes were darker than her sunglasses and her heels were so high she was leaning like the Tower of Pisa.

    She loaded up two shopping carts with plants, but then transfered them into a wheelbarrow.

    Then she looked at the prices of the plants and started moving them back and forth between carts (and the wheelbarrow) and apparently all of my plants are Phlox, or at least that is the only plant she knows the name of.

    Finally her boyfriend shows up, he has the money, she kept saying and judging by his truck, it may be all in $2 bills.

    She picks 6 plants from the 40 she had pulled on carts (and wheelbarrow) and she went inside with him.

    A little later go inside and they are still here in the plumbing aisle and Doyle is giving me the look.

    I go hide in the bathroom.

    After I am done, I see they are gone. But I also see melting ice cream all over the floor where they were.

    I go get the mop bucket and the
    "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"
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