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  • Two Days of SC Musical rant

    To the tune of 'If your happy and you know it'

    If you think I give a damn, you’d be surprised
    If you think I give a damn, you’d be surprised
    You think because you said a sandwich
    You would get a combo
    But you didn’t and I don’t care

    If you think I give a crap, you’d be surprised
    If you think I give a crap, you’d be surprised
    You changed your mind about having juice
    And wanted a coke instead
    But I can’t fix it and I really don’t care

    If you think I give a shit, you’d be surprised
    If you think I give a shit, you’d be surprised
    You ordered this
    And you really wanted that
    But I can’t change them and I really, really don’t care

    If you think I give a fuck, you’d be surprised
    If you think I give a fuck, you’d be surprised
    You thought the sandwich was wrong
    So you screamed at someone who can’t even speak English
    And now I’m pissed off at you and still don’t care

    (These are based on my four most annoying people in the last two days.)
    Last edited by Sliceanddice; 06-11-2007, 11:47 PM.

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    Well, the words don't quite fit the rhythm of the song, but I love it!! Especially verse 4
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      Well, the words don't quite fit the rhythm of the song, but I love it!! Especially verse 4
      The lady in the fourth verse was lucky i didnt smake her. He husband or boyfriend ordered their food, she went up to the counter with her half eaten breakfast sandwich to complain about there being no meat on it. She ordered it with bacon not the usual ham, and im sure i saw her eat the bacon then go complain. I really wouldn't care about all this, i would just give it to her. It only cost a buck seven.

      What pissed me off? She went up to the counter. The sweet heart of a fryer/maintence stopped on the way to empty the trash in the lobby thinking she wanted some sause. She looked at him yelled. When it was obviouse he couldnt understand why he was being yelled at she SCREAMED. he still didnt understand, and began to become more and more confused and alittle freaked out. STILL SHE SCREAM AND SHOVED THE SANDWICH IN HIS FACE. I was on a break.

      I went up to her and almost shoved her aside to get between her and my poor co-worker and signaled him to go back to what he was doing ill take care of it (he only went about 3 steps he was so freaked) I glared at her and said, 'May I help you? Because screaming isnt going to do anything' she turned around to look better at me, to scream at me too a bet and get a nive ass chewing from me, when my boss came a running and handled it.

      I hope she liked that sandwich. Because if she comes in again, im not serving her. Because she was abusive and I don't care.

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