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  • Signs are ftw mmkay?

    Alright awhile back I was ranting about idiots who take carts up and down our escalators. Around that time we had put up 2 signs stating that there are elevators on the main entrance wall.

    That being said this is what I heard from co-workers a few weeks ago.

    Apparently a couple with their small child in a stroller decided in their infinite wisdom (aka asshated pea braind) to ignore the sign located 10 inches from the escelator and put their stroller on the down escelator.

    Halfway down the wheel gets caught on the side and breaks off. The man then has to make a crazy menuever to save his child from falling down and ends up cutting his leg in the process.

    When all is said and done he finds the closest floor staff and starts SCREAMING that he needs to see a manager right now.

    From what I hear the floor associate said something like 'What do you want us to do about it we put up a sign.' to which was (supposedly ) responded to with 'Sign? I dont care about a fucking sign get your manager!'

    Apparently the man demanded photo's of the scene to be taken to which our manager took for him with the store camera and gave him a new stroller.

    That pissed off a lot of people, bending over for this asshat but I think there is some sense to this. If he tries to sue what does he got? A company that helped him out when he was an idiot and supplied him photos of the event. Also our manager snuck a picture in that has the escalator in the photo with the sign saying to not take carts or strollers down.

    But seriously what kind of farking idiot puts his own child at risk. If he sues we should countersue for child endangerment.

    /endrant
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  • #2
    Quoth Department stores *sigh* View Post
    If he sues we should counter-sue for child endangerment.
    IAKAL, but I think only the government can file suit for criminal charges like that. On the other hand, evidence and testimony entered in one case is automatically usable in any other case unless the record has been sealed, so if he tried to sue you he'd be setting himself up for a biiiig fall.
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    • #3
      Your managers decision to give them something for free was bad. That implys that the store is a t fault. They should have yelled at the guy for breaking the rules. Tell him that they are glad he is ok, but admonsihed him for being an idiot, and express that there are warning signs FOR A REASON.

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      • #4

        What does ftw mean?

        Also...IAKAL?

        I agree with bob the goat. Giving this guy a free stroller is more likely to be construed as an admission of guilt than as the store just doing an idiot a favour.

        I like that your manager snuck in some pictures of those signs, though. I'll bet this guy gets home, calms down, and then looks at those pictures of the signs and drops the whole thing. He was just angry and frightened because he had endangered his kid, and I think on some level he knew it.

        If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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        • #5
          I know IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer........ Don't know what the K is though.....
          "It's times like these that make me wanna go straight."
          James from Pokémon.

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          • #6
            Quoth Velfarre2001 View Post
            I know IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer........ Don't know what the K is though.....
            That would be me translating it with the wrong homonym, aka "Knot A Lawyer".

            It could also stand for "I Almost Know A Lawyer" maybe?
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            • #7
              Quoth JustADude View Post
              It could also stand for "I Almost Know A Lawyer" maybe?
              Or my favorite "I am kinda a Lawyer" - Translation, I watch Boston legal every week
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              • #8
                Quoth JustADude View Post
                It could also stand for "I Almost Know A Lawyer" maybe?
                How do you almost know a lawyer?
                How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Boozy View Post
                  What does ftw mean?
                  For The Win.

                  And also, so it doesn't look like just posted to answer that question, in what plane of existence can a stroller go safely down an escalator? What was this guy thinking? If anything, he should have at least taken the child out of the stroller first, even if just to get down the escalator without incident.
                  Last edited by kerrisan; 06-22-2007, 03:22 PM.
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                  • #10
                    I wonder if this guy gives his child plastic bags to play with at home.
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                    • #11
                      FTW originally stood for Fuck the World, but common usage now is For teh Win.
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                      • #12
                        Oh god this is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves about these idiot moron freaks we call customers! I really thought i was just being bitchy, it's nice to see this pisses other people off as much as it pisses me off. I swear to god it would rock my world if for just ONE day i could monitor the escalators at work and admonish every parent that's stupid enough to take their kid's stroller on the escalator, with the kid STILL IN IT!

                        Has common sense gone completely out the window??? Ok, stupid question, i know it has. But it still depresses me.

                        How stupid and ignorant and lazy do you have to be to put your child's safety in jeopardy because you are too lazy to walk your ass over to the elevator???? Omg it makes my blood boil watching people do this! I swear when i see them i just wanna go over and just turn the escalator off and tell them to get the hell off of it and go use the elevator like you're supposed to. It just astounds me how stupid and neglectful people can be when it comes to their own children.
                        Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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                        • #13
                          Yeah, I was going to ask if the store also had an elevator. I would assume that if the store has an escalator, it also has an elevator. It would certainly make a lot more sense to me to take a cart or stroller to the elevator, but then again, I try to apply common sense where possible.

                          I wouldn't have given idiotman a new stroller, that's for sure. I might have given him a bottle of rubbing alcohol for his cut leg, though. Yes, the burn means it's working.
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                          • #14
                            if you stand at the top of the down escalator and then look to your left about 30 ft away you can see the elevator. It's an unblocked path. Also the sign states we have an elevator.

                            On another note last week one of our associates told a guy he cant bring his cart up the escalator and after the guy yelled that we should put up a sign (which we had) he tried to spit at our employe.

                            wtf is wrong with people?

                            *note* im a World of Warcraft nerd so ftw has slipped into my vocab as 'for the win'
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                            • #15
                              I agree that bending over for this guy puts you all in a very bad position. Your manager basically admitted fault by doing so.

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