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  • Ma'am, we can't save you from your own stupidity

    I got a woman on the phone today wanting us to do something about a car salesman that ripped her and her boyfriend off. Now usually I'd sympathise, this was the first time she bought a car without her parents and some car salesmen will do that. Here's the kicker.

    After listening for about a minute to her going on about how the salesman tricked her she mentioned that she had taken the car to be inspected and it had failed. Going back to the lot she told the salesman this and he lowered the price. They then proceded to buy the car anyway and were surprised that they had to dump money into repairs.

    I told her I'd send her the standard privacy form we need people to fill out so we can make inquires on her behalf and she asks me for a second one because she had another complaint.

    Lady you talked my ear off while I could be sorting out through complaints from less stupid people which might actually legitamite, I have your address. If it couldn't be traced back to me I'd beat you up to see if you were full of candy.
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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    You know, sometimes working in customer service feels about as bad as being a human pinata.
    The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

    Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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    • #3
      I wonder what kind of candy you could get out of a person like that.
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      • #4
        Probably stale circus peanuts. :P

        So--chickybabe took the car for inspection, it failed and she STILL bought it? And she wants to complain because she had to dump a bunch of money into it, and somehow this equates to the salesman being a cheat?

        Yeesh. What an eedjit.

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        • #5
          I'm not stopping until I hit swiss chocolate.
          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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          • #6
            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
            I'm not stopping until I hit swiss chocolate.
            I wouldn't touch any "chocolate" that came outta this woman.

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            • #7
              Airheads, obviously. And nerds. And all the grossest Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (earthworm, vomit, grass, dirt, soap, etc).
              "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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              • #8
                Quoth Kara_CS View Post
                Airheads, obviously. And nerds.
                Airheads for sure, and maybe Laffy Taffy, but I don't think Nerds. Nerds are much smarter than this ditz.
                "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

                “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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                • #9
                  This thread is making me think about the scene in Family Guy in which they talk about the big-assed pinata.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vRD065nPA
                  The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

                  Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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