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  • Tales of the newbie McRegister monkey

    Not my first post, but my first topic, so I'd like to say hello
    Sorry if my English isn't too good, I'm a native Polish speaker.

    Yesterday I started working at a local McD's that's in a small shopping gallery opposite a hypermarket. Not a very crowded place, but we get our dose of the evening rush.
    This week my shift starts at 1pm and ends at 8pm. I came to work at 12:30 only to learn that there's an inspection.
    Apparently some jackasses (in the words of my coworkers) from the main office come in every now and then, eat loads of stuff for free, get angry and throw things around in the kitchen. Everyone was nervous because of them.

    So, I started my shift, and it was crowded from the beginning. Now bear in mind that I started working there only yesterday, and even tho I'm a fast learner, I'd still get nervous. Thankfully most of the time I have backup (I do the registers).

    About an hour into my shift comes this Large Impatient Lady(tm). With three bottles of vodka that she had apparently just bought at the mart. Not that I'm judging her
    Orders a crapfull of food. Really. All takeout.
    We're nervous and she's impatient AND rude. Means lots of trouble.
    After completing her order I accidentally gave her too much change (and that was a FIRST), but I've noticed that right away. Asked her to return the change, so I could give her the proper sum.

    "I don't have time for this". Yes, she left. Just like that.
    Leaving me, a frightened cashier in training, with a deficit.
    Thankfully my backup worked out the next orders so that we'd get the missing amount back. Really, what would I do without her
    The managment never learned of this, but they're cool anyway, so I wouldn't get in trouble. I'd just have to refund the deficit.

    Wasn't really a big deal, about 5pln, a BigMac costs more than that.
    Still, some people just make me feel like I should deal with them. Definetely.
    Music: Last.fm
    Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

  • #2
    Your English is fine - don't worry about it

    Rapscallion

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    • #3
      Yep, your English works perfectly.
      The language of SCs is universal, it seems.
      ~~*

      "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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      • #4
        Today there was also one "chic chick" that was too busy being on her mobile to take her shake along with the rest of the takeout. I had to sprint after her, caught up near the main entrance to the gallery. Not really sucky, just.. clumsy?
        And she only got on the phone when it was all paid and I was processing her order, someone called her.
        The whole situation was actually quite funny.

        We also had a family - mom and kids. Got their Happy Meals, kid comes back to get ice cream. Doesn't know what size. So I tell him, that there's the small, plain vanilla cone, and the larger cones. Before I get to the coatings the kid says he wants a small one. Two minutes later he comes back with his mom, and she demands we put some coating on his ice cream. I tell her five times that the cone's too small and that it'll overflow and turn to an overall mess. Won't listen, the kid starts screaming. We put a bit of chocolate coating on the ice cream just to shut them both up... hell, if we could fix everything this way
        Last edited by PaRaGaS; 07-11-2007, 11:45 PM.
        Music: Last.fm
        Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

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        • #5
          Damn, that woman shouldn't have walked out of there with too much change!! That's thieving from the store!! Grrrrrr, blimmin' impatient bimbos they are.
          "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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          • #6
            I've gotten too much change once and didn't realize it until later when I was home, but knowingly walking out with extra change is theft. Even though it was your mistake she should not have taken it just because she didn't "have time" to return it. Seriously, it would have been an extra 10 seconds, probably.

            Anyway...welcome!

            Your English is perfect...better than I'd ever do with Polish, I suspect...I can say...um......uh.....Vaclav Havel??

            Yeah, that's all I got...
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              Your English is perfect...better than I'd ever do with Polish, I suspect...I can say...um......uh.....Vaclav Havel??
              Actually, he's Czech...
              Try Lech Wałęsa.

              You know, I'm a trainee, and at that point I just stood there with my jaw dropped to the ground. We don't have our own security (I don't know if Macs in any country employ their own security, in Poland they don't), and calling the mall security would've probably been just too much hassle over 5 or 6PLN ($1,80-$2,20).
              And it's not like I wanted to deal with that particular customer again, nor have to notify the managers of theft on my second day of work.
              Music: Last.fm
              Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

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              • #8
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Vaclav Havel??
                I'm sure that is not Polish, being Polish myself and such. Though, I don't really speak Polish, only "Silesien" (is that even the right word?), which is kind of half German half Polish.

                Ah, I miss Poland, been there in last octobre the last time, I still love it.

                *Born Polish, raised German, living in France and speaking English all day*
                http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
                Melody Gardot

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                • #9
                  Quoth PaRaGaS View Post
                  Actually, he's Czech...
                  Try Lech Wałęsa.
                  Ah, I knew I was in the wrong country...damn. Oh well. At least I was on the right continent...right? (just kidding)
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Panigg View Post
                    I'm sure that is not Polish, being Polish myself and such. Though, I don't really speak Polish, only "Silesien" (is that even the right word?), which is kind of half German half Polish.
                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silesian
                    I think you wouldn't have a hard time being understood in other parts of Poland, but then, what do I know.
                    Music: Last.fm
                    Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

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                    • #11
                      A former McDonald's employee told me once that at his restaurant if any cashier accidently gives out too much change he is not allowed to ask for it back, another one of those rules made up to keep us from alienating the customers.
                      You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.

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                      • #12
                        czesc

                        Dzien dobry (pani?)

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sofar View Post
                          A former McDonald's employee told me once that at his restaurant if any cashier accidently gives out too much change he is not allowed to ask for it back, another one of those rules made up to keep us from alienating the customers.
                          Well, noone told me about this
                          Also, here corporate isn't as anal as in The Fatherland.
                          Music: Last.fm
                          Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

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                          • #14
                            Ah, McDonalds. My old stores best moment was turning all the tills off to reconfigure them on a Saturday lunchtime- we had to write orders down and work out what it all cost in our heads... luckily the customers were alright with it, but it started getting really confusing when you were waiting on orders.

                            Never heard that about the change. It sounds like the sort of thing they'd want us to do and we'd ignore.

                            Dragonlover
                            You have no idea how many ponchos can fit in a box- Me, after may first day at the warehouse

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                            • #15
                              Hey, welcome aboard!

                              Your English is great, but I've got two quick clarifications to ask about.

                              When you say 'hypermarket', are you referring to a large grocery store? If you are, that would be supermarket in English. If not, what is it you're describing?

                              Also, how would you describe the term 'shopping gallery'?
                              ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                              And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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