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    Snooty Pooty Drunkie Pants

    I live in a small town. Our building is small and VERY OBIVOUSLY not gourmet, nor high-end in any way. Not that we're crappy.. just obvious.

    A man and woman, obviously married, came in. They seemed a bit "loose," and asked for our menu. I gestured and waited. Note their condescending voices, and looking down their noses at me are what bugged me.

    Wife: Can I see your wine list? *giggle
    Me: I'm sorry, but we only carry Killian's, Miller Lite, and Bud Light. (or is the lite/light the other way around?)
    Wife: PBBBT! *giggle* They have no wine for their pizza..
    Hubby: Heh.. Do you have any (long list of obivous wines or liquors)?
    Me: No.. Only (repeat).
    Wife: *laughter*
    Hubby: Hehee... I want a..

    And they order some cheap food and a cup of pepperoncini's.

    I take their food out...

    Wife: We want another round of Killian's!
    Hubby: Thanks, hun..
    Wife: And I want a flute! Where.. eheheheeeee

    And they erupt into giggles and laughter.

    Was more funny than anything.. but damn... Who goes to a little out of the way pizza place to get drunk?
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    Who goes to a little out of the way pizza place to get drunk?


    Thomas' Pizza in Farmington, PA. I don't know if it's even there anymore. I haven't been there since it was legal to drink at 18 in PA. I was 20 I think so that makes it 1973/74.
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    • #3
      Easy. Tony's Pizza. Best pizza in town plus a great bar.
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      • #4
        Kind of sounds like they already were drunk. Please tell me they weren't driving?
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        • #5
          I forget the names, but I've been in plenty of pizza places that are also micro-breweries that sell their own stuff on tap and in bottles. I even saw one (which I wish I could go back to now that I can legally drink, but it's 6 hours away by car) that had a complicated chart for what beer goes best with what kinds of pizza.
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          • #6
            On one of my parents' anniversaries, they took us to (forget the name), and, admittedly, it WAS gourmet, but half the menu was pizza, they had their own mini-brewery, AND they had a wine list.

            My reaction was basically "WTF? Pizza & wine?" But apparently, a lot of people think it makes a good pairing.

            Still, you HAVE to go to the gourmet places. You're not going to find that at your average Joe's Pizza Shack.
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            • #7
              Woot for Killians!
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              • #8
                Wine and pizza?

                Let's see...

                Red for pepperoni, sausage, and meatlovers...

                White for veggie toppings...

                Pink for...what? Just cheese?
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                • #9
                  What's wrong with wine with pizza? I like wine and pizza.
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                  • #10
                    There is if you expect it at most pizza places. Now, Pizza + Beer = more likely combo. Wine is not really something you would expect a huge demand for at pizza places.
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                    • #11
                      I would have thought wine was more common, pizza being Italian and all. I have to admit, I've drunk both with pizza though.
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                      • #12
                        Pizza and wine is gorgeous, but only in an upscale 'proper' pizzeria.
                        It'd be spirits or just water/juice for me in most other places (I can't stand beer)
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                        • #13
                          I work for a franchise, very similar to Pizza Hut, but more emphasis on buffet variety and the weirdest pizzas I have ever heard of.

                          You go to a little hick town in Tennessee.. You see a small, out of the way pizza place. In a little hick town.

                          I understand in larger, more interesting places there is a nice range of drinks, but how could we be confused for one?


                          Drunkeness of the customers aside, of course.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth napoleana View Post
                            .

                            My reaction was basically "WTF? Pizza & wine?" But apparently, a lot of people think it makes a good pairing.
                            It's an Italian thing you wouldn't understand...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                              It's an Italian thing you wouldn't understand...
                              I wouldn't really call the place Italian. That I could understand. More like... The kind of place that charges way too much for a typical restaurant burger? Except there was more pizza than burgers. ... Actually, ALL of it was fancy junk food...

                              But I admit, it was a very nice place itself. So, I guess if you walked into a place that looked like that (and had it's own brewery), you'd expect a wine list. No matter what the food was. *shrugs*
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