Crazy Ice Cream Lady

[customersruinmylife]

I'm still adjusting to my new bar, I'm still a bit slow, but I'm getting there.

A lady came up to the bar.

SC: Hi, I'd like two cuppacinos and two childrens ice cream for my children.

I knew right away from the way she said this that she was one of "those" mothers.

Me: OK, so you're total is £xx.xx. I'll just go make your coffees before you pay.

I went off, and I made the coffees. It took me about two minutes. I went back, and she was gone!

I asked several customers if they had seen where she went. All of them shrugged. The bar was very very busy, and I couldn't leave it to go looking for her. So I had no choice but to delete her order and carry on serving.

About twenty minutes later, she returned.

SC: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN'S ICE CREAMS??
Me: I'm sorry, but you left the bar without telling me where you were going and without paying. I had to carry on serving.
SC: MY CHILDREN ARE WAITING FOR THEIR ICE CREAMS! THEY WANT ICE CREAM!
Me: Well if you give me the money now, I will ring it through and they will have them in a few minutes.
SC: MY CHILDREN WANT ICE CREAM NOW!
Me: Well that is the best I can offer.
SC: WHERE ARE MY COFFEES!
Me: I was in the middle of making them when you disappeared.
SC: I WANT THEM FOR FREE! AND FREE ICE CREAM FOR MY CHILDREN!
Me: I'm afraid that will not be happening.
SC: THEN GET ME THE MANAGER! I WANT TO TELL HIM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY CHILDREN!
Me: There is no manager today, I'm afraid she went home ill. I am in charge.
SC: FINE! BUT YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDRENS WEEKEND! AND HEAD OFFICE WILL BE HEARING ABOUT YOU...*reads my name* Stewart!

Good luck. The bar still don't have my name on their tills yet. Stewart does not exisit.

[Crazeyal]

One of these days I am going to JAIL if I witness one too many of these. That lady needed a SERIOUS attitude adjustment... with a two by f.... uh.. clergyman... yeah.. that...

[MrSunshineState]

SC: FINE! BUT YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDRENS WEEKEND!

wow, if ice cream can ruin weekends, then the bar is already set really low.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Ha ha! I remember your other post! Some SC was arguing that your name was Stu when it wasn't. Man, why do you even continue arguing?

All of that over icecream?

YOU HAVE RUINED THE LIVES OF MY CHILDREN BY NOT GIVING THEM ICECREAM!!! THEY WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS!!!

Makes you wonder what kind of spoiled brats she has.

[JustADude]

One of these days I am going to JAIL if I witness one too many of these. That lady needed a SERIOUS attitude adjustment... with a two by f.... uh.. clergyman... yeah.. that...

You mean we get to make her head spin around in circles? YAY!!!!!

[Bright_Star]

Send them to Dairy Queen!....Jeez!

[Marxfan]

Send them to Dairy Queen!....Jeez!

I know! For the love all that's good and decent, there are millions of places to get damn ice cream! And she could have at least let customersruinmylife know she was going somewhere!

And if not getting ice cream is what ruins your weekend, then congratulations. You officially have the easiest life in the world.

[aurelemsrealm]

Likewise, she would have had a fit if the server had given ice cream that was prepared 20 minutes ago because it was melting and dripping everywhere. People like her just need to have some sense smacked into them. If only stupidity was a crime.....

[White_Knight1989]

If only stupidity was a crime.....

I'm afraid she'd be facing capital punishment.

[Dark Psion]

I get people like that in the Paint Dept. They will pick out a color and after I call it up on the computer, I turn to ask them if it is for Interior or Exterior, Flat, Satin or Semi-gloss, Gallon or Quart? ..... And she is gone!

I look around the corner, down nearby isles but she was either grabed by aliens or is a ninja master.

So I wait for her to show back up and of course when she does,"Why isn't my paint ready?"

[aurelemsrealm]

I'm afraid she'd be facing capital punishment.

I'm in favor of euthanizing the stupid and putting them out of our misery. After all, we euthanize stray animals and call it a humane solution.

[Broomjockey]

I'm in favor of euthanizing the stupid and putting them out of our misery. After all, we euthanize stray animals and call it a humane solution.

See, I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital crime, I just think we should remove the warning labels from products and let the problem work itself out.



Much more entertaining that way.
>_>
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[Bloodsoul]

Darwinism at it's best...

[Crow The Robot]

What a complete twit, first she disappears for 20 minutes with no explanation whatsoever, then she comes back and screeches at you because the icecream is not ready??? Gah, have some manners lady, you left w/o paying, it's nobody's fault but your own that your kids don't have ice cream.

[Jadedcarguy]

I'm in favor of euthanizing the stupid and putting them out of our misery. After all, we euthanize stray animals and call it a humane solution.

Nah. No need to get drastic. If on the other hand people would neuter and spay their morons...........