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  • Honesty! (Short and sweet)

    Best phonecall ever. (Well, today, anyway.)

    Me: "Newsroom."
    *silence, then...* Dude: "Hello?"
    Me: "Hello?"
    Dude: "Yeah?"
    Me: "Can I help you?"
    Dude: "Ahhhhh...hell. Naw." *hangs up*

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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    He's beyond all help.....

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    • #3
      Articulate, ain't he?
      "I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."~Mae West

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      • #4
        LOL! That's just funny! In my new telemarketing job, I sometimes can't hear the people on the other end of the line very well. So, I have to repeat myself several times. Other times, I can hear them just fine, but they either say they don't speak English or just make no sense whatsoever to me. I swear I've had some actually just ramble gibberish until I finally gave up.
        The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

        Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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        • #5
          Quoth aurelemsrealm View Post
          LOL! That's just funny! In my new telemarketing job, I sometimes can't hear the people on the other end of the line very well. So, I have to repeat myself several times. Other times, I can hear them just fine, but they either say they don't speak English or just make no sense whatsoever to me. I swear I've had some actually just ramble gibberish until I finally gave up.
          I do that all the time.

          Telemarketer: Bonjour, votre vous blahblahblah
          Me: Oh, Je ne par parle france.
          TM: *Tries harder*
          Me: Duh
          TM: Oh... au revoir.
          http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
          Melody Gardot

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          • #6
            We sometimes get Spanish telemarketers (though our last name is Portuguese). Sad thing is, I speak the most Spanish out of everyone at my house, and I can barely string a sentence together!
            Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
            Dwight: Bears don't eat bee... Hey! What are you doing?
            The Office

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            • #7
              Sounds like someone was hitting random numbers on the phone.

              Or something...
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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