That was the tip? (NSFW)

[Hon'ya-chan]

One of my friends is a pizza delivery guy, and he just relayed me this story he did maybe an hour ago.

Normal call, guy orders a few pizzas. Friend is sent to deliver.

As he finds the address, he notices that he's in the "affluent" part of the area. McMansions, a few old estates. So he finds the address, which is one of the McMansions. Sizeable frontage, 2 story house, and rings the bell.

The door opens, and a Woman, in her 40's, is naked except for a dog collar and a "Harem outfit" (from what he described, I can only fathom that close of a guess). He best describes her as a MILF, topless, maybe D-cup, and smelling of salt and sweat.

The woman pays the full amount, takes the pizza, and gives him a few minutes to look. Then she closes the door.

He had a hard time explaining this to the manager. And grumbled it wasn't a worthwilde tip.

[Sliceanddice]

i .... wha... i need to go away now...

[Gurndigarn]

The door opens, and a Woman, in her 40's, is naked except for a dog collar and a "Harem outfit" (from what he described, I can only fathom that close of a guess). He best describes her as a MILF, topless, maybe D-cup, and smelling of salt and sweat.

You don't have to define MILF for me, though I'm not positive what it means... but my first instincts were Mother-In-Law Female...

And most harem outfits don't have you naked. Topless, maybe, depending on the "sultan", but not naked.

He had a hard time explaining this to the manager. And grumbled it wasn't a worthwilde tip.

If you can't spend it, and weren't planning on paying for it in the immediate future, it's not a tip.

[BlackIronCrown]

Heh. Amusing. I've seen it where said person answering the door had to offer a 'service' as a tip though. Usually more of an eye-opener.

[BlackIronCrown]

You don't have to define MILF for me, though I'm not positive what it means... but my first instincts were Mother-In-Law Female...

And most harem outfits don't have you naked. Topless, maybe, depending on the "sultan", but not naked.

The 'harem' outfit was probably no more than a few twists of see-through gauze. with appropriate linkage. You will sometimes see such at fetish events or Frolicon (or a similar convention). They're usually used by those who prefer the "Sultan" scenario.

MILF = -definition deleted-
Wait, sorry about that. You DON'T need it defined. Duh. Sorry.

[blas]

My dad was a Dominos boy from 84(?) until about 89....

He was (un)fortunate enough to deliver to many houses, apartments, and dorm rooms where lots of girls who shouldn't have been naked answered the door in lieu of his tip.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm sorry. Getting to gawk at scantily clad females, no matter how attractive, is not an acceptable substitute for a tip. It doesn't pay any bills.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Getting to gawk at scantily clad females, no matter how attractive, is not an acceptable substitute for a tip. It doesn't pay any bills.

If it did, I suspect that there would be a good number of females (and males, too) mailing nude pictures in lieu of cheques to the gas company.

But how do you decide what is the value of the whole bill, none of the bill, or part of the bill?

[BusBus]

If it did, I suspect that there would be a good number of females (and males, too) mailing nude pictures in lieu of cheques to the gas company.

But how do you decide what is the value of the whole bill, none of the bill, or part of the bill?

Depending on how important the service is to you....

[Velfarre2001]

I love explaining what it means.

MILF

Mother
I'd
Like
to
****

[Tigress]

Have you seen the video for Bowling for Soups' "Stacy's Mom."

Stacy's mom is a MILF.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Have you seen the video for Bowling for Soups' "Stacy's Mom."

Stacy's mom is a MILF.

Actually, that song is by Fountains of Wayne. Unless Bowling for Soup covered it.

[k386trl]

Has anyone ever seen the website tipthepizzaguy.com? There are a bunch of delivery stories on the site and it seems the "nude tip" is a common occurance. I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.

[Crazeyal]

I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.

Not having cash?

[Hon'ya-chan]

Has anyone ever seen the website tipthepizzaguy.com? There are a bunch of delivery stories on the site and it seems the "nude tip" is a common occurance. I don't know what would possess people to offer to sleep with the pizza guy or flash them for a tip but to each his own I supposed.

I better tell him of that site.