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  • Urrm- what?

    Not so much sucky as... confusing... and a litle bit stupid.

    I'm serving a couple and the they SEEM ok. And then...
    Woman:'My husband wants to know
    Man: Why it's cheaper to buy two small lots of fig to one big bag?
    Woman: It just doesn't
    Man: make sense to us.

    Me:' Because they're on offer?
    *how did you miss the big yellow sign telling you that*#
    Man: Oh, well I don't think
    Woman: that makes much sense. WHy is
    Man: the small one on offer
    Woman: and the big one isn't.

    Me: 'I... don't know. Head office make those decisions.

    MAnd and woman togethr: 'Thank you dear'
    Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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    The world must be a large and confusing place to these people.
    But I don't need a vagina. I have a pony.
    -Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      Okay, so they really talked like that in finishing each other's thoughts? WOW!!!! My wife and I tend to say things at the same time quite frequently, but we don't usually finish each other's thoughts as if the thought just jumped from one brain to the other.

      At least they didn't try to assimilate you into their collective. "We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
      The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

      Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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      • #4
        Yes. They did. Now me and The Boy have been known t finish sentences on occasion, and even answer questions the other hasn't asked yet, but not in that way. I think they discussed it before they came up to the till and jumped in on each other when the other hesitated.
        Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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        • #5
          You've got stupid in stereo.
          "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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          • #6
            WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Stupid in stereo........ Maybe it's just my sometimes odd sense of humor, but that's funny.
            The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

            Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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