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  • Bathroom quickie

    Now that I have your attention...

    SC: Where do I get the key to the bathroom?

    Me: You don't need a key. If the door's locked, it means the bathroom is occupied.

    SC: No, I need a key to get in. The door's locked.

    Me: If the door's locked, then someone is in there. You have to wait.

    SC (with an I've-got-you-now smirk): Well that doesn't make any sense! If there's no key, and the door's locked, how is the person in there supposed to get out?

    Me: I'll tell you what. You wait outside the bathroom door for a few minutes, and prepare to be amazed.

    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

  • #2
    The 'lock' is on the inside of the door, dumbass. However, what if someone locked the door and then closed it, and was outside the door? How would you guys get in to open it?
    "I call murder on that!"

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    • #3
      Quoth Boozy View Post
      SC (with an I've-got-you-now smirk): Well that doesn't make any sense! If there's no key, and the door's locked, how is the person in there supposed to get out?
      OK, that just HURT. Words cannot express the pain that is numerous braincells dying.

      And I didn't know bathrooms came with double sided deadbolts now...
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      • #4
        Quoth Juwl View Post
        The 'lock' is on the inside of the door, dumbass. However, what if someone locked the door and then closed it, and was outside the door? How would you guys get in to open it?
        OH NOES, THOU HAVE CREATED A BLACK HOLE WITH THAT THEORY!

        No.. wait, the black hole came and left, with the SC.
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        • #5
          Quoth Juwl View Post
          However, what if someone locked the door and then closed it, and was outside the door? How would you guys get in to open it?
          I'm sure Boozy has a key, just not for that moron.

          It's like when you go into a convenience store and ask for the restroom and get told there isn't one. It means there isn't one FOR YOU. I love watching SC's argue about that one. Entitled idiots.
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          • #6
            Quoth Juwl View Post
            However, what if someone locked the door and then closed it, and was outside the door? How would you guys get in to open it?
            Depends on the lock, some locks you can do that some you can't. I'm sure there's a spare key somewhere in case of stupid or a screwdriver, that works on the cheap ones.
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Is this the guy who locked his keys outside his car so he had to break one of the windows to get out?


              I don't know why these people insist on showcasing their ignorance and stupidity to the world. I happen to be a moron myself, but you'd never know it because I know when to STFU.
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              • #8
                Quoth evilhomer View Post
                Is this the guy who locked his keys outside his car so he had to break one of the windows to get out?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Juwl View Post
                  The 'lock' is on the inside of the door, dumbass. However, what if someone locked the door and then closed it, and was outside the door? How would you guys get in to open it?
                  Most of the time for locks that are on bathroom doors, they won't stay locked when you close the door. They've got a trigger that unlocks the door when the latch is pushed in, so you can't lock everybody out. Those locks tend to have a pinhole release mechanism that you can push from outside much like the old style manual disk eject mechanism in disk drives.

                  ^-.-^
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Boozy View Post
                    Now that I have your attention...


                    Me: I'll tell you what. You wait outside the bathroom door for a few minutes, and prepare to be amazed.
                    Boozy, I think I love you. That was hysterical.
                    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Boozy View Post
                      I'll tell you what. You wait outside the bathroom door for a few minutes, and prepare to be amazed.
                      You gotta go put that in Workday Phrases o' Lore 'n' Legend.
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                      • #12
                        Not a day goes by that some customer (or sometimes even one of the newer employees) pulls me aside and says they think someone locked the bathroom door from the inside, as they can't get in. Our bathroom fits one person; if it's locked, somebody is probably going doo-doo in there, people.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Jadedcarguy View Post
                          It's like when you go into a convenience store and ask for the restroom and get told there isn't one.
                          "No, I don't have a restroom. I just let my droppings fall where they may, just like an animal."
                          "Fry, animals go in the corner."
                          "The corner! Of course!"
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            Oh yes, I always loved the ones who were confused by the locked restroom door.

                            "The restroom door is locked. Do you know if someone is in there?"

                            The restroom is not within my peripheral vision as I stand at the register waiting so eagerly on customers. "Could be. Did you knock on the door?"

                            Signs that the little hamster might be running in its wheel. I can literally see the light bulb over the customer's head starting to glow.

                            "Go see if you get an answer when you knock."

                            Now, I can understand if they ask whether or not they'll need a restroom key as they look for the restroom unless they are in often enough for me to recognize their face. Then, I might be annoyed by that question if I know they've been there before.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                              Most of the time for locks that are on bathroom doors, they won't stay locked when you close the door. They've got a trigger that unlocks the door when the latch is pushed in, so you can't lock everybody out. Those locks tend to have a pinhole release mechanism that you can push from outside much like the old style manual disk eject mechanism in disk drives.

                              ^-.-^

                              That is my bathroom door is at home. Had to use it once, when a friend locked the door, and was outside of it.
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