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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
A man was sitting on the bench across from him, watching with disbelief at what the little boy was doing.
After Little Johnny wolfed down his 6th chocolate bar, the man simply couldn't keep quiet anymore.
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.
I LOVE Little Johnny!!!!!
A man was sitting on the bench across from him, watching with disbelief at what the little boy was doing.
After Little Johnny wolfed down his 6th chocolate bar, the man simply couldn't keep quiet anymore.
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.
I LOVE Little Johnny!!!!!
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